Fart lul 🔞

2025 the year of poop

Do youu smell what the farts are cooking⁉️

Imagine! Character A and B burst into character C's room after a night of partying, and more importantly, after having consumed enough alcohol that'd make a homeless person blush. In such a belligerent haze, their most biggest concern seems to be one simple question: who can burp the loudest? And since what good is a contest without an unbiased judge, they quickly got comfortable on C's bed, and before they could even muster a sound of disapproval, their face gets barraged by a duette of deep, revolting sounding belches ringing from left and right. The quantity of which only seemed to increase as the minutes painfully went by. And the smell? Just an absolutely devastating concoction of beer, vodka and rum tainted with the remnants of tonight's pork ribs and grilled cheese. It didn't take long for C's eyes to begin to water, as they tried to free themselves from their position, only for their efforts to be wasted by A and B keeping them firmly in place. After what seemed like hours of fierce competing, only then did A decided to offer "Dang! So we'll call it a tie, huh?" And despite how relieved C clearly seemed to be, B's response immediately had them terrified "Or how 'bout a rematch?" and as they said so, a sputtering fart broke out of B's backside, carrying the same dreadful stench with it. A excitedly agreed, as they spent the rest of the night fighting, much to C's dismay...

of course it’s gross, why do you think i want you to do it so bad