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cream cheese bagel ending explained

men will be like 'i want to date women who look like models and are at least 10 years younger than me. but i'm not interested in gold diggers so she should have her own income too, i want us to be equal partners' and not even take a single minute to question whether or not they have any qualities that would compel a gorgeous independently wealthy woman who is at least ten years younger to date them. they just assume that that since they're paying money for a service the seas of causality will part and this will happen. the ultimate customer brain

concept of running a gore blog is so funny 2 me like Man U just woke up and ur already posting Headless Corpse did u even try being happy

The construction of this sarcophagus was a joint effort of several countries, it took years to complete, not to mention costing a lot of money...

That's not the sarcophagus, technically - the "sarcophagus" is the structure hastily built by liquidators after the accident to contain the immediate danger, but it was never meant to be permanent. What we see burning here is the New Safe Confinement, which took over 6 years to build & cost £1.3 billion ($1.6 billion). It was slid in place over the original sarcophagus & is intended to last 100 years - but not if you fire fucking missiles at it.

Whenever I see someone say "dudes rock" online I hear the Kill Bill alarm irl