Cosmic Funnies
trying on a metaphor

Xuebing Du

tannertan36
styofa doing anything
Cosimo Galluzzi
we're not kids anymore.

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

Misplaced Lens Cap

@theartofmadeline
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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NASA
Jules of Nature
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

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Stranger Things

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@13thofjanuary

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Im tired of masturbating, i wanna fuck 😩
FUCKING MOOD

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little self care tips
- apply Vaseline to your eyes, lashes, brows, and lips before bed
- never brush curly hair while it’s dry
- on that note, applying products/oil to curly hair while dry is useless
- use a t shirt to dry hair to avoid frizz
- sleep without pants. trust me.
- avoid watery body lotions like Vaseline’s lotion. only dries you out
- avoid crystalline, jagged scrubs (sugar, coffee. St. Ives, etc.). Use round/gentle ones like oatmeal
- avoid coconut oil on face. if you apply it to your hair wash your face afterwards
- don’t put lemon on your face. it might seem like it’s helping but it weakens its protective layer in the long run. if you do use it, dilute it and avoid sun for a while.
- no toothpaste on pimples either it’s a myth
- why do u have a bra on at home. take that shit off and live a little.
- apply deodorant before getting dressed so it doesn’t rub off on your clothes defeating the purpose
- reapply sunscreen every 3-4 hours
- don’t text the fuckboy he don’t care about you
- wake up 30 minutes earlier to have a more relaxed morning and avoid rushing
- wash panties by themselves so you don’t get the gross dirt and germs from your other clothes mixed in. dry them in the sun to kill bacteria if possible.
- hand wash all hijabs they’ll last longer
- don’t use rose water with added fragrance. always check label
- eat at least one fruit or vegetable a day
- leave menial tasks for the end of the day. don’t drain yourself before getting to the important stuff
- before saying something mean or a nasty joke, take 5 seconds to think about it.
- apologizing first doesn’t make you weak
- being vulnerable doesn’t make you weak
- exfoliate after using foundation or powder
- clean phone screen with rubbing alcohol/sanitizer
might add more later or y'all can reblog with your own tips
- Use witch hazel (infused with rose water preferably) as your toner & watch your skin clear up and GLOW
Also tea tree oil!
Trivia from The Lion King
Im gonna blog this here because Jeremy Irons is a genius.
Mekhi lucky
Part of adulting is having your bed in the center of the wall instead of in the corner.
why… is this………….. true…………………
You can pry my Corner Bed out of my cold, dead hands.
You want to call yourself her daddy?
What’s her favorite color? What’s something that always makes her laugh? What are her goals? Her dreams? What is she afraid of? Do you know what she likes do to when she wants to relax? Do you know what helps her when she’s had a bad day? Can you recognize when she needs extra love because she’s feeling needy but doesn’t want to say anything? Can you tell when she’s bothered by something? Do you know her favorite way to be held, to be cuddled, to be wrapped up in your arms? Are you her safe place to go to when the world gets scary? Does she feel safe opening up to you? Does she feel like she can tell you anything? Do you punish from a place of love/caring, for correction of her destructive behaviors, for her own good? Do you see her as a person, a whole complete, complicated person? Do you make her feel respected and cherished? Do you protect her? Do you take care of her?
Being daddy is way more than fucking her, and if you’re not ready to take her heart, mind, body and soul, and protect & treat them with all the love, care, tenderness, respect that you are capable of giving, then you’re not her daddy. You’re just some asshole who wants to be called that. And you can get fucked.
Everyone needs to see this.
I don’t care if I’ve reblogged this before. Everyone needs this.
This is so important
thank you.
!!!

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Trivia from The Lion King
Im gonna blog this here because Jeremy Irons is a genius.
what i really want
someone excited to come Home. to Me.
Great Moments in Black History
Redman’s cousin sleeping on the floor during his MTV Cribs segment.
When Gucci Mane was asked if he was inebriated in court and answered with “Bitch I might be”
when ODB went on stage during the GRAMMYS and said “Wu tang is for the children”
Nicki Minaj calling out Miley Cyrus on national television giving us the iconic “ Miley, what’s good ”
When Kanye took the mic from Taylor Swift
When Destiny’s Child announced they were getting back together on Oprah
When Snoop Dogg asked the East coast about love for the West Coast
When Dave Chapelle shot a slavemaster on cable television.
when common called drake Canada Dry
When Diana Ross jiggled lil Kim tit …
To all you artists out there, who don’t wanna be on a record label where the executive producer’s…all up in the videos, all on the records, dancin’…then come to Death Row!
When ODB rolled up to the welfare office in a limousine
When Rick James told that white bitch from backstage who he was on TV
When YG showed up in a bulletproof vest and cut off pants
Whitney Houston trolling Diane Sawyer about her personal life for two solid hours “I ain’t telling you”
When “Bobby Bitch” dropped
Kanye saying George Bush doesn’t care about black people on live tv
When Jesse Williams got on the BET Awards and dragged every white person by their follicles and some black people too.
Monique letting Beyoncé know that big girls can “uh oh” too
When Django blew up the candy land plantation
Beyoncé 2016 SuperBowl performance
Annalise Keating getting a sew-in on national TV by Mary J. Blige is honestly the blackest thing I’ve ever seen…
Grace Jones being pulled by white dudes in her chariot in Boomerang.
When A.I. stepped over Lue
When Frozone was put in his place by his wife even though he needs to help save the world.
Vince Carter dunk over Frédéric Weis in the Olympics
When Eddie Murphy dropped RAW, currently the #1 box office stand-up of all times.
When Michel Jackson said “he was not the father”
Reblog for the culture
When Left Eye showed Andre who the fuck she was!
When Cissy Houston was side eyeing the hell out of Aretha
When Ray J threatened Fabolous on Hot 97
I’m crying.
When Patti Labelle told that white woman on the Tyra banks show she doesn’t eat paper boo
When Gucci mane aka big guwop exposed Angela Yee for her thot antics live on the breakfast club
When Randy Watson showed Whitney how the song is really sung
When Tupac and Snoop Dogg preformed at Cochella
When Rick James told ol’ girl who he was at the BET Awards.
When Remy Ma dragged Nicki Minaj to her grave
When A.I put the reporters on blast for talking about practice
when Rihanna threw that stack of cash at Stephen Hill the BET Awards
thisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthis
all of it!
When they announced the Black Panther movie with an ALL BLACK cast
Angela Basset burning her husbands shit in Waiting To Exhale

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“You are the universe, expressing itself as a human for a little while”
😂😂😂
This still makes me laugh lol.
President Biden save us