sacapuntas

"son, are you ok? you look so pale" "❤♠☹☯† i’m fine mom †☯☹♠❤”

would you like to buy some turnips

*points at a boy* that one i want that one

for halloween i am going to be ashton irwin and instead of askingn for candy i will ask to take a selfie with whoever opens the door and run into the night in a fit of giggles, keeking my every move

Reasons Why I Love Our Family #9473737

bringing this back because its perff

real pain is when you offer food just to sound nice and they end up saying yes and takes it

me going back to math class after summer

i got too used to not doing things and now i have to do things

excuse me i haven’t had attention in like three seconds

ma’am, its been 7 months and we have no signs of finding him. we have to drop the investigation, i’m sorry *closes where’s waldo book*

its weird how today will only come once

but even weirder how today i came twice

growing up is realizing that every single one of your problems is caused by you being a fucking idiot

my life goals

That’s actually why early in his career that Alexander McQueen made a lot of his dresses to look like armor and a lot of his designs had spikes; his father was abusive and he wanted a way to protect his sisters.

Reblogging for the commentary.