although superficially i might somewhat resemble ramona flowers (dyes my hair crazy colours like every other week), i know it in my bones that they could never be as cool as her (my knees are too weak to rollerskate)

slow burn in which the characters already fuck and get married in the second chapter, but you still are holding onto the promise of them having one (1) actually sweet moment together until the very end

when the researcher hooking me up to the eeg machine leaned down and said "you have such beautiful alpha ways. i don't see people like you often" 😳

80 pages into 150 worth of reading on fitt's law and the hick-hyman law, i am only now realizing that when they say CRT they mean. choice-reaction time. the obviously relevant psychological concept. and not like, mr ant tenna

psychology used to be so easy, man. people used to publish serious papers about teaching themselves chains of nonsense syllables. nowadays you can't even blink at the participant twice without writing a full page justifying this decision

the fact that we all navigate our daily lives stumbling upon microsoft products and none of us even for a second consider making a dick joke just goes to show how much unearned respect we have for these tech companies

id like to imagine that spamton got a hold of gaster by just fucking around one day, "what if i dialed 666 on this rotary phone lmao"

dni if while listening to everything is a lot, you skip the 2,5 minutes of straight up construction noises

it really sucks when an incredibly attractive person is also immeasurably boring and has nothing interesting going on. it is like, "oh my god, i want to get to know you more!" -forced to listen to their lukewarm ranking of twenty one pilot albums-

while i have a lot of complicated feelings on the common practice of mental illness headcanons in the deltarune fandom, as well as fandom in general, (is mental illness really a meaningful social category when applied to a crt tv?) i do think it is crazy that everyone seems to agree on bpd tenna when hpd is right there and is literally this guy's entire fucking personality

we really don't consider the absolute horror of being one of tenna's employees enough because not only are you working for the most mentally unstable tv who is one hissy fit away from cutting your paycheck in half. BUT ALSO your entire world is basically just this guy's fucking studio so even if you quit, where would you go? the dust void? also x2 you are literally the tv remote, seriously where else can you go