Just a silly crossover that wouldn't leave my mind

oozey mess
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Jimmy Eat World
The Bright Sessions
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Cosmic Funnies
One Nice Bug Per Day
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Keni
Phantogram Three
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Mike Driver
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
EXPECTATIONS

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RMH
occasionally subtle
Sade Olutola
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Just a silly crossover that wouldn't leave my mind

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It's commonly accepted in this fandom that humans have extremely fragile bodies in comparison to Eridians, but I think that's actually an oversimplification.
Because while Eridians are incredibly strong and tough on the outside, on the inside they are actually quite fragile:
They have no immune system, so anything that makes it past their enclosed carapace and internal heating will pretty much kill them
They have no natural defenses to radiation of any kind
In general they have very little organic matter so anything that targets their cells directly is quickly lethal
They are partially cold-blooded and live at a very narrow temperature range (about 20 degrees C)
They rely almost entirely on one, highly developed sense and are helpless if deafened (can't even remember the layout of a room)
They are completely helpless while asleep and can't control when that happens
They will forcibly become dormant after eating AND when badly hurt enough (their equivalent of going into shock)
They require more energy to function than humans do, and have very little organic matter to burn in the case of starvation
In contrast, humans:
Have an aggressive immune system and internal mechanisms for dealing with cell damage
Have adrenaline which allows them to temporarily ignore injuries and perform abnormal feats of strength
Are persistence hunters built for economy of movement and capable of extreme levels of endurance
Exist in a very wide range of habitats and on a diverse diet
Are very hardy in general, able to survive massive injuries, lack of sleep, prolonged starvation, and intense environmental conditions if given proper care
The quintessential example of this dichotomy between strength and endurance is the Going Fishing incident in the book: Rocky is able to survive and move in G forces that are killing Grace and to physically wrestle off the chair crushing him, but he collapses from his injuries almost immediately after. Despite being injured himself Grace then carries his 400lb friend up a ladder, is badly burned returning him to his atmosphere, and then proceeds to get some basic medical care, hype himself up on pain meds and keep working (albeit rather badly, lol) while Rocky forcibly sleeps.
The TL:DR is that Eridians are harder to damage, but easier to kill. They're like an rpg character with high armor and low health. I think Rocky would consider Grace to be very delicate at first, only to be blown away by how deceptively tough his friend can be.
How long does it take for the Earth crew to figure out that Grace is married to Rocky and Adrian? Or do they just tell them they’re married?
eehh it comes up eventually.
Once all the emotions of like, finding out humanity's hero is alive, reuniting with their long dead favorite middle school teacher, dealing with the actual mission they were send to do, meeting with the welcoming Eridian delegation, once that settles down? Then- not long!
give them a month tops
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"Dear Journal, I've got more 'information' on the hallucination that lives in my head. He says one thing, but is another. This is pretty typical of a hallucination, but odd for this specific one. He's never lied to me before. He must have grown with me as I aged up. I'll talk more with my doctor at our next appointment."
I’ve been meaning to make this for everyone asking for weeks and I finally found the time to do it. Thank you everyone who loved this cover, it is truly overwhelming the positive response this has gotten. For all of you that wanted a printable book cover this is for you!
Top = dimensions for a hard cover.
Bottom = dimensions for a soft cover.
And, because I am worried about Tumblr messing with the quality I’ve officially set up a Google drive to share these as PDFs along with the high quality tiffs for anyone that wants to do a custom hardcover (Please see this amazing bookbinding job by @autumn--stars!!!)
Additional thanks to @dathen who let me quote this post for the back panel of this cover~
Thank you again everyone and enjoy!

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Not my circus but I've grown quite fond of its monkeys
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The crazy thing about the Pitt is that there are like five Chekhov’s guns and they are shooting different mirrors and bouncing off them all around that damn hospital and they all are going to hit Robby in the head.
Comparing and contrasting Robby's interactions with Samira vs Whitaker as he spirals further and further downward and out of control is just so much more interesting to me when you take the genders of everyone involved out of it for a second. And I'm not saying that criticisms of Robby as someone with misogynistic biases are completely unfounded or unworthy of discussion, but there is also just so much more there.
It is abundantly clear that Robby sees Samira as a younger, less broken reflection of himself, as has been discussed in great length by people who are far more articulate than I will ever be. But I also see so many people arguing that Robby sees Whitaker through the same lens, so why isn't he treated the same way? And I actually so vehemently disagree with that interpretation, at least in so far as this season goes. I don't think Robby particularly sees himself in Whitaker, I think he feels seen by Whitaker, in more ways than one, and that is the crux of where Robby's attitude towards them differs.
The more Robby's self-loathing manifests, the more critical he becomes of Samira, and seemingly the tighter he attempts to draw Whitaker into his life. Abbot compliments Al Hashimi and says they'll be fine without him, accidentally hitting on Robby's biggest insecurity, and Robby immediately goes to offer Whitaker his house. Samira has a panic attack, so identical to the one Robby still hates himself for, and Robby introduces Whitaker to his motorcycle mentor and tells him how much he trusts him. And I don't see either of these actions as really about Whitaker personally or professionally, but rather what he represents to Robby. Someone who saw him at his weakest moment, guarded his most shameful secret, and still looks up to him as a respected teacher anyway; Someone who makes Robby feel like he isn't the catastrophic failure he views himself as.
Robby is suicidal. Perhaps at the start of the shift it was a more passive ideation, but as the hours drag on he's becoming becoming firmer and firmer in his convictions. And in this, keeping Whitaker close provides him both comfort in feeling seen in his final moments and the belief that he's tying up all his loose ends, that Whitaker will remain quiet and loyal inside the box he's tightly enclosing around himself--something that is inevitably going to blow up in both of their faces.
This post reminded me of something I've been thinking about regarding Robby's relationships with residents that often seems to be missing. Professional mentorship is a mutual relationship and a mutual choice. Mentorship is not parenting. It is not teaching a child or a teenager in school. A mentor can offer their guidance but a mentee isn't a passive object onto which learning opportunities are enforced, they are an active participant in their learning. Whitaker has actively chosen to adopt what Robby has been teaching everyone, to the degree that at times borders on comical. That has to feel very validating and rewarding for Robby. Whitaker actively chose to be taught by Robby beyond just the skills and he also chose to prove himself trustworthy by keeping his secret and preserving his dignity after Robby's panic attack.
If we look back at season 1, yes, Langdon was Robby's favorite resident but beyond that Langdon wanted to be Robby's friend, he clearly looked up to him in a way that Collins or McKay didn't. Maybe that's me projecting because I always preferred women to be my managers and mentors, I accept criticism from women in a much more productive way and all that, but it didn't look like they were interested in a closer mentorship with Robby. Collins had a personal history with him that would unavoidably affect their work, McKay didn't seem that interested maybe because of how she sees Robby or due to her history with men overall. Also it's important that they are both older and clearly had a life outside of the undergrad->medschool->residency pipeline. Obviously they are still learning but they are not waiting for a man to come and mold their personality. Then there's Robby's relationship with Mohan and to me season 1 explicitly showed that each and every time he berates her it's for things he does himself. Yes, we can talk about the hypocrisy it but more importantly, professionally it means that he can't successfully mentor her in those areas, as they have the same "pain points". If Robby was in a better headspace he could deal with that professionally but being at the end of his rope as he is, he just spirals.
This season Robby is clearly willing to support Victoria when her mother comes to visit at the beginning of the season, he supports Mel who clearly wants his validation, he has build a relationship with Trinity where she feels she can trust him (and I don't think she trusts men easily). He tolerates Garcia well enough while she starts their day by calling him "Rabbit-bitch". The again all falls apart with Mohan because whatever triggers her is also triggering to him.
Sorry, this got rambly but the main thing I want to say is that while we discuss Robby's numerous faults, let's not default to the easy labels and even more importantly, let's not remove women's agency while we are talking about them.
i am a slut for "thing that was a silly joke in the beginning of the story is later recontextualized as actually kind of fucked up" . especially when its a longrunning series and you can tell its a product of the author re-assessing the writing of their younger self. chefs kiss.
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How much of this shit do I have to learn from tumblr dot com what do you MEAN Love Händel is just??? Coming back?
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Op casually leaving out that the entire thing has been organized by Lindana’s children
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HUH?
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Just to clarify you mean like. THE Lindana. As in the pop star from the 80s.
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I do! Bobbi (who has been running a hair salon since the band’s breakup) updated the website saying he’ll be out for a reunion concert. And that he was convinced after speaking with two kids—Phineas and Ferb Flynn-Fletcher, who want them to come back to perform at their mother, Linda’s anniversary.
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Ohhh so nepotism 🙄
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No, not nepotism. You guys don’t get to hate on these kids, they’re super cool. They came into my shop & asked me to perform for their parents. They made no mention of their mom being Lindana. We’re literally prepping for the concert right now and I just learned this from tumblr. Had to fact check it with Bobbi. Point is, at no point did they try to leverage their mom’s fame. They genuinely just wanted to do something sweet for their parents. I doubt they even thought to try and use their mother’s status. They simply explained how passionate their parents were about the band.
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DANNY?
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Ok so tonight we have learned:
Love Handel is coming back
Lindana’s children asked them to come back
Lindana’s kids apparently don’t even realize the implications of their mom having previously been famous
Danny of Love Handël uses tumblr
Danny ALSO is getting his news from tumblr
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#also I did some digging #and like #her kids also wrote gitchee gitchee goo??!! #but then just #never did music again #and again did Not mention their mom
HELLO??
"i wanted to retire that character" so you're not retiring q!q or k!q???? WE WIN THESE KARMALAND AND QSMP RETURN BABY STAY DELULU
Basically today( minus sadness)
when you commit suicide and go to the limbo and commit suicide AGAIN
....and somehow it fixes everything
AND THEN you go back in time for your situationship to give you some closure and you go kill yourself AGAIN

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QQ SAYING HES ALWAYS BEEN GOOD AND CQUACKITY SAYINF WHAT ABOUT BEFORE UR MEMORY GOT WIPED AND THE DEADSPAN STARE CAUSE HE DOESNT RMEMEMEBER. QROIER. IT WAS QROIER ASHGRHRGRHRGRHR
he doesnt remember how he wronged roier but roier always will. He’ll always be the qq who betrayed him to roier
well nothing changed for k! or q!Quackity.... which means they never get a happy ending and the brainwashing/torture stills happens later for both of them 😭😭😭😭😭
well at least the k!Quackity lore can continue in karmaland 6 (🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏)