Arschloch

I have so many questions

In the name of everything decent in this world, you have got to turn the sound on.

I once stayed at a B&B in Scotland that had 3 of these beasts. On the booking form it said “must like dogs”. What it didnt tell you was “you will open the door to your room in the morning and the dog will be looking eye to eye with you”

ooooo yea

So after over a million people signed a petition to honor Stephen Hillenburg after his passing, and after all the hype leading up to the Superbowl, all they did in the Halftime Show was have Spongebob clips for five seconds to introduce some stupid rapper and they don’t even bother playing Sweet Victory. That was insulting. People wanted the song played and they didn’t even try. I’m really pissed off that they baited us to watch the Halftime Show for nothing.

you don’t get to choose your theme song, your theme song is assigned to you by a cruel uncaring fate

New ask game. What’s my theme song?

Send me asks and tell me babes

It got better

NSFW will be tagged as #lemon sorta NSFW is #Lime Weird fet shit/ extreme NSFW is #orange reblog to spread awareness that we’re back on the citrus scale

Let’s get back to basics. Kinda funny we rename things like we’re outlaws that try to cover up there crimes!

why have i never known about orange

Orange was originally like…a PG-13 warning. You would tag orange for fics that stopped at making out. What you’re thinking of is “Grapefruit”. The scale goes as such: Orange (PG-13, basically making out like I said) - Lime (Non-explicit sexual actions, think an M rated fic instead of NC-17) - Lemon (explicit, graphic sex, the NC-17 fics) - Grapefruit (hardcore/weird stuff)

Reblogging for the citrus correction of orange and grapefruit

It is so weird seeing people rediscover the fandom of my youth. I haven’t used the citrus scale since I last lied about being 18.

I’m glad the west ran out of cat memes, so now we have to import them from Russia and Japan

I always got very excited when it would spell out ACDC

OMG SAME FOR BOTH

I always got very afraid when it was the same letter 4 times in a row

when I was 4 or 5, my mom was a prof at a college and she used to hand me the scantron sheet before she wrote the exam and let me colour whatever lettered bubble i wanted for each answer. if i coloured two by accident, she made an ‘all of the above’ option. one time she gave me it and i coloured the ‘a’ bubble for each of the 130 questions except for the second last one and she just went with it later on, she told me that it was the most entertaining exam she had ever watched her students take