Goose - Chaos Cultivar

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

! this user loves illegal immigration, abortions, and sex change operations !

I want someone to laugh evily at how stupidly susceptible I am to their hypnotic powers while I lose myself as I struggle to resist their charm so, sooooo badly

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

weighted blanket's not enough i need to be compressed by a hydraulic press

i think everyone should program at least once just so you realise just how fucking stupid computers are. because theyre so fucking stupid. a computer wants to be told what to do and exactly that and if you make one typo or forget one detail it starts crying uncontrollably

brainwashing kink so abstract it amounts to 'wish i could watch/listen to tv static and cease to exist for one to twenty-four hours'. sex optional