I lost my emotions

Au: The word quickly spread about Selena's new look, she credited her new workout to it, later that day she released a statement to the press saying "lmao i tricked y'all bitches i don't work out you're all fat bye." On her drive from the conference to chucke cheese she was assainated in her car by no other than calum from youtube. Her 24 year old daughter spent all her money in the will to become a model for brandy melvile, however she quickly realised that she was not in Brandy Melvile, but instead mc donalds.....aw fuck 

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Original sorce, please don't take credit for my work

Original sorce, please don't take credit for my work

"Yolo!" It scream as an injection pierced its skin. For you see it wanted to be miley Cyrus. To be on mt Rushmore performing in front of trillions of professor dickensons. The only problem was it went to a Katy perry Japan club to get the surgery, so it became a fart bomb with extra fart in its bomb.

There was Ashton kitchen who lived in a fridge with his dog. Ashton dreamed of one day being able to run at the speed of lightening so he joined the cast of eminem goes to chagio 2 where he met his best friend rango who taught him the importance of kindness

When Obama stepped into his green office he was immediately welcomed by Anastasia, his secretary. "Obama, the world has been invaded by fish eggs who want to take all our floorlights." Obama potatoed madly before speaking "we need to shave the narwhal" the crowd of Anastasia applauded.

Dufensmurts and the tomato were performing in front of Acrilan la vagine. They were feeling punk rock as they dislike her books. They thought that they were too white in their opinion. Their mother chad crogure was very monsterish as she talked to them 🌳

John wrinkled ace was performing a dramatic dance to we can't stop at the vmas.while he was shoplifter-ing a fluffy 50 cent waddled down the stage and said y u do dis to u John transformed into a geoko and joined the illuminati

I was planking on my way satin culture and out of the pineapple a generous dentist popped out. I sponged my way out of a glowing disaster. My best friend tony hawk said his famous catch phrase "Popsicle" and Regina Georged me on my back of my knee

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