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canon is whatever I perceive with my third eye

You can lie when you name things

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

I had a thought but I lost it somewhere in the 5 seconds between opening tumblr and thinking it

i love clicking on somebody’s ao3 profile and seeing the most nonsensical collection of fandoms. like yess let's live a thousand lifetimes

Sorry I started sobbing uncontrollably when you expressed the slightest concern for my lack of human connection, and casually mentioned you think I deserve better than a life of isolation and loneliness. Super weird. Not sure what was up with that lol. You still think I’m cool and mysterious and sexy, right?

Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.

crazy that you can meet heterosexual people on the internet. im so used to gay people in my phone. sometimes there are straight people in my phone too. big news if true.

it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living