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1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

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steveyockey

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

achillesinhighheels

homunculus-argument

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

yellow-cat

do u think i can go for a run today or is that something only normal people are allowed to do

thisisdogs

weird animals run all the time dude

yellow-cat

im going to go for a scamper and scare everyone

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softgnome

Personally I do think that sometimes non-hockey fans can end up mischaracterizing Shane and Ilya because they don't know enough about hockey/hockey playstyles

The Ilya we see in Heated rivalry would not be throwing the first punch, he's not an enforcer. Ilya is a star center and a Pest. He wouldn't be doing his job correctly if he was punching players every other game, it would end up with not enough ice time to let him be the playmaker he's paid to be.

But being a pest can be playmaking! Find a player to bait, emotionally push them just enough that they try to fight you, and then get the fuck out of there before the ref gives you both penalties. This gets your team the power play. There is probably someone on Ilya's line dedicated to helping him get out of the fights he starts, and finishing them for him!

I also think this is also something that Shane would respect. Ilya is good at it and it's a good strategy for his team. I don't think Shane would see it as some dirty tactic, because Shane probably thinks everyone with a brain can see it for what it is! He probably thinks everyone should be able to see that being an asshole is a tactic for Ilya, that it's something to ignore and not fall for, that it's a strategy and not personal beef.

I think Shane's more disappointed when a Metro falls for it. Shane sees it as Ilya set up a Looney Toons ass obvious trap and one of his teammates ran into it. Why be mad at Bugs Bunny when you can be mad at your defenceman for falling for a fucking Bugs Bunny trap.

#heated rivalry

kiisaes

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

#cale...#kidding. I had spring mix lettuce in my salad

willgrahamscock

canon is whatever I perceive with my third eye

eebie

I just ate one

eebie

You can lie when you name things

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Fire alarm vs the melatonin I just took

#yap yap yap

fellator

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

attackingmidfielder

I had a thought but I lost it somewhere in the 5 seconds between opening tumblr and thinking it

Can't even stay up late for an essay anymore.

"due at 10pm" we used to be a real country

#yap yap yap #2k words of smut in an instant #but 2k words of literary analysis takes 3-5 business days

riverlarking

i love clicking on somebody’s ao3 profile and seeing the most nonsensical collection of fandoms. like yess let's live a thousand lifetimes

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grungixfungi

Sorry I started sobbing uncontrollably when you expressed the slightest concern for my lack of human connection, and casually mentioned you think I deserve better than a life of isolation and loneliness. Super weird. Not sure what was up with that lol. You still think I’m cool and mysterious and sexy, right?

spongelll

me walking to the bathroom at 3am in a massively oversized shirt, using gay fanfic on my phone to light the way

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