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what a good morning!! im gonna draw a dog!!

the only good april fool’s joke

april fools! it’s me, i’m the fool

whenever anyone mentions that they were talking abt me I get this weird but kind of comforting feeling that I exist to a person outside of our own relationship,, like?? u talked abt me??? u thought of me when I wasn’t there????? i exist to u when I’m not around????!!!!!!?

CHRIST

Despite how horrifying horses are they don’t have the requisite dexterity to play league of legends and therefore they will never be as disgusting as us

horses don’t need limbs to play video games their brains are wired right into the mainfr

they fucking killed her

*in a horse accent* no i’m fine!

you: uneducated, salty me: doctor, pepper

(my body materializes out of the darkness) fuck that was sick. did I look cool? dont lie dude.