cool beans

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

OwO ? iz dat a widdle bolgy-wolgy? fur ME? hehe~ let's have a widdle lookie here, hm~? *pries open the lithium ion battery and

I’ve known this post longer than I’ve known most of my friends

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

Using this as a spell to keep tumblr alive at least until this post is accurate