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this blog doesn’t make sense and neither do i

its been one of those weeks pass the sadomasochism

do you wanna play outside after work? we could commit arson and look at the moon. Lmk

so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you

hate when men have big beautiful brown eyes like a baby cow . shut the fuck up

"heaven isn't real" ok what's between my legs then huh

Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home

i am a luxury few can tolerate

"can you behave" yes, if I wanted to, but this is so much funnier

I noticed your lovely style of posting from across the website

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

i hate working i hate dating i hate tasks. what about pillow and blanky time

only thing that stands between me and going to bed is the entire internet that fits in the palm of my hand