"You had someplace to stay last night? Well stay there again. You say you can't afford to/ are not allowed to stay there again? Then sleep on the street tonight and *maybe* we'll help you tomorrow"

Services are available on a first come first serve basis between these hours only. If you show up early then fuck you we're not helping you. Also we might decide not to help you anyway because lol fuck you

"This resource is currently unavailable, we have no idea when it will be available again, please stop asking"

"Resources? Oh yes, we have those, just-" *produces a set of flaming hoops* "jump thru these really quick. You say you can't? Well I guess you dont need help after all, goodbye"

I'm on a bunch of waiting lists for help finding housing, but there's no telling when or if anything will come through for me. I have a motel room thru tomorrow night, $14 left in the bank, and a couple bucks change in my pockets that will hopefully be enough to wash and dry a load of laundry since I haven't had clean clothes to wear in over a week

If you can help by donating or boosting this post, I'd be extremely grateful

PayPal.me/jesseeugene

Unfortunately, I'm now also sick 😷

Getting a covid test, hopefully it's just a cold, but isolating myself until I know for sure