Magic: The Bullshit

Thank heavens, finally a solution to this stale Wall.dec meta. 

Let’s play more magic!

This is one old school mana dork that’s gotten a lot more attention as of late thanks to being at the center of one of the most popular infinite combos in Modern right now.  Devoted Druid when ‘fair’ is just a fine mana dork that can sometimes give you more at the cost of probably killing itself.  With things like Quillspike, Vizier of Remedies, and other cards that benefit off of putting the counter on, Devoted Druid can be an infinite mana machine or just boost Quillspike to an arbitrarily large number.  When you see this card in EDH, they’re either running a -1/-1 counter deck, or they want to combo off.  There’s a good chance both are true as well.  

MTG standard format gamers should be having ‘that talk’ with your decks to let them down easy as standard rotation is coming around the corner.

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“hit it with ur crossbow steve” Across the Multiverse, there is always a Steve, vigilant on the lookout, ready to hit things with a crossbow.

Jace looks like the Memory Adept version, heavy eye-liner, anime hair and all. The entirety of the movie is peppered by narration by Gilbert Gottfried who appears nowhere in the movie. Wilhelm screams. The entire female cast looks into the camera like they’re in the office throughout the movie, and it’s never explained nor do the male characters draw any attention to it. Tibalt is inexplicably a member of the Gatewatch and has a really nice mustache.

I found something broken.

>like a book of what to do and not to do on certain planes. >a list of etiquette to follow, what different hand gestures do different plane inhabitants find offensive. >a list of the best restaurants each plane has to offer. >tourist spots and places of interests. >travel bans like “Mirrodin is a no go zone, seriously stay out of there” >a travel itinerary of planes who share similar traits… >like the elvish tour, angel tour, dungeons and dragons tour etc. >also a “for noob planeswalkers” itinerary and a “veteran walker” route. >Helpful tips like “Planes where you can summon [insert creature type here]” >The Gatewatch Hotline. >The Infinite Consortium Hotline. >The Story Circle Hotline. >And of course a “spells of the multiverse” database.