now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

this is why you shouldn't swear

talking to my infant son like im a youtuber

Whats up baby. Father here bringing you another spoonful of Gerber ham and gravy baby food

this episode is sponsored by square blocks. Square blocks; stack em’ up just to knock ‘em down

In love with this random guy who had a lock slapped on his storage unit for not paying its rental and not only did he ignore management and took his stuff out without paying, but also chose to steal the lock itself and send it to the LockPickingLawyer along with a confession letter

@theoutcastrogue

People always focus on the "lockpicking" part of his name and ignore that the lockpicking lawyer is, indeed, a lawyer, and can tell you exactly which crimes you committed in getting this lock to him

I know people are celebrating about DHS having ICE scale back traffic stops, but I can't. I don't trust it. We've heard so many times that they are scaling back on something or leaving a certain area, but they are still murdering people.