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The Umbrella Academy as Vines part 2 baby!!!

Official Umbrella Academy posted this and I'm analyzing it like it's full of clues but in reality all I've got is that one says 5.

luther: no murder

Klaus: Don’t you mean plan B?

Five: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Ben: What about plan D?

Five: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Allison: What about plan E?

Five: I’m hoping not to use it. Luther dies in plan E.

Klaus: Well not FIRE because it’s dangerous. But a super humid room.

Five: Do you want the long version or the short version?

Luther: Short?

Five: Shit’s fucked

Allison: Okay, long

It's clear in season one.

He's always clean shaven, his hair always looks nice, and his uniform always looks pressed, sharp, and clean. He somehow finds the time.

And people are saying that he never changes out of his same uniform. Guys, he literally has a closet full of clean uniforms in season one.

And after he was hurt and woke up, he took the time to shower and change into pajamas. His hair was even clean, floofy, looked blow dried, and lacking of product.

In season 2, he even takes the time to clean his only uniform.

And let's not forget that during his time with The Commission, he took the time to look clean and clean cut.

Five is actually a crisp and clean individual who cares about his looks and appearance, probably even more so after living in an apocalypse without access to niceties. And even then, he found a way to look somewhat nice, despite the scraggly beard and stringy hair, and made living in the apocalypse look bougie. He even drank wine from fancy glasses, not that he had to.

He cares.