They did in fact, all get sexier

my five year plan? read a lot of books. visit museums. walk through woods. stand in a river. adopt a little kitty. drink lemonade while sitting in a rocking chair on my porch.

[Cliff Marleau voice] Yeah I mean none of us were really surprised that Rozy is bisexual. He takes off his shirt the girl way. Kind of hot, to be honest. Wait this is off the record right.

in the interest of fair whackings my favorite ilya flaw is his obnoxious martyr complex that is actually breathtakingly selfish and a way of avoiding intimacy to keep from getting hurt <3 there is just so much there to explore!!!

the sentence ‘shane obviously does not want to be in a relationship with the giving tree’ just popped into my head fully formed and of course i felt the need to share

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

i hate when a book describes a pause as pregnant. get your dick out of the pause

Friends, I need us to hold hands and hear me out for a second.Scott Hunter, whose only relationship experience consists of messy hookups at European resorts and a husband whose courtship strategy was basically spot the target -> charm the target -> bring the target home and call it mine, is in no way, shape, or form going to judge or shame Shane and Ilya's "casual sex" era. He's not about to run in and save "sweet innocent" Shane from the "Big Bad Evil™".More likely than not, he'd be a little bit jealous of Shane (if we're talking pre-Kip era) for having a regular! safe! (and I'm not just talking condoms here, but also the whole keeping-it-on-the-down-low thing) sexual partner who also fully satisfies him in bed.He's not going to have "wise" heart-to-hearts about how Shane deserves better than some terrible arrangement (unless we're in the spring-summer 2014 timeline, obviously, then no questions asked). He fully gets why they can't take it further or just leave!

my non threathening hc of the day is that ilya is a raw dough consumer. he is making brownies with yuna and he is licking that bowl until it's pristinely clean you would never know there's been brownie batter in there. jackie is making homemade dinner rolls with the kids and ilya sweeps in and plucks a chunck out of the dough and throws it in his mouth and the christmas cookies get fucked up every year before they've even been in the oven. ilya is not scared of salmonella, salmonella is scared of him