ASTROLOGY

aries: dude u suck rlly bad

taurus: Is the party at your house?

gemini: Hey George bush can you come tonight

cancer: cmon just pop my pimple plz

leo:

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virgo: help me with my outfit

libra: wanna do karaoke

capricorn: Or do u wanna go to like 5guys and hangout at target after

sagittarius: plz bring me ice cream

scorpio: can we do the sex thing?

aquarius: let me eat ur ass plz

aries: do what they have to do to get what they want. the cool kind of crazy

taurus: super chill flower queens who cant stop eating. everyone likes them

gemini: super motivated balls of fiery energy. probably creative

cancer: understand everyone and everything. super deep. ur probably emo

leo: literally glowing. also in charge of everything

virgo: annoying bc theyre such competent ppl and they always have their homework done

libra: perfect humans. probably v pretty. everyone looks up to them

scorpio: the punkiest. v nice if they like you. try not to get on their bad side.

sagittarius: successful no matter what they do. always have to be right

capricorn: they never stop talking. super organized ppl with no feelings

aquarius: always trying to make everybody happy. so fuckin creative and WEIRD but it works for them