How I deal with kids…

date a girl who will storm heaven and devour God

Well considering both of those are imaginary that would require a very delusional girl to pull that off.

congratulations! you are easily the most boring person to have interacted with my web content.

I didn’t know that I needed to see this until I saw it.

To put it simple. You DONT have to act tuff. To be a tough guy.  haha

mulan dont give a shit

mulan has run out of fucks to give

Mulan no curr

Mulan: “Who’s next?”

Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”

I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG

MULAN NO CURR

DISHONOUR ON YOU! DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW!

i’m laughing so hard right now!

OH MY GOD

I went to the aquarium once and we had a tour and we walked past the octopus tank and it was duct taped shut so I asked why and the guy was like. “Well, we had a problem before because these fish were disappearing randomly at night and we had no idea why. Turns out the octopus had memorised the night guards rounds and would creep out of its tank, crawl across the floor to the fish tank, have a little snack and be back in its own tank with the lid shut before the guard came back.” they are super smart

I love octopuses so, so much.

Once I went to the aquarium where they had a baby pacific red octopus in a tank. I had gone there to work on a few real life sketches, obviously I wanted to do one of an octopus. So I kinda just kneeled in front of the tank, and started sketching. The octopus didn’t mind, he sat happily. Then, 5 minutes later, he started moving to the front of the tank, where I was. This tiny octopus faces me directly and starts posing. I don’t know how other to explain it but he started curlung his tentacles in this really graceful way then wouldn’t move for a few minutes. Then again, a new pose. That tiny cute motherfucker knew I was drawing him.

And no girlfriend

In an incredible plot twist, I’m actually someone’s wife.

Reblogging for that gif

This is the best thing I have ever seen!!

FUCK IT’S BACK!

OHMY.

IM SO HAPPY ITS BACK.

When you meet someone equally as weird as you

I feel like this is essentially how all of my friendships start.

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