bottomless pit

I probably need to lose weight if I’m ever going to have sex again but I lowkey like my fat ass. like my butt looks good from the right angle like damn gurl!!

the girl on instagram who does reviews of various mountain dew flavors is living the dream on so many levels

anyone wanna take advantage of me or whatever

had a dream nardwuar died

This is very much me making up a situation to get mad at but: if in the future when I’ve transitioned I tell someone I like to make music and they assume it’s hyperpop I am going to splatter their bowels across the room

I’m sorry but if you’re a neutral milk hotel fan who hasn’t listened to anything besides aeroplane you are a poser! not saying you have to listen to every demo tape out there (though you are missing out…) but at least listen to on avery island for fuck’s sake

I have a wind chime at my house now and it is so awesome!! stochastic music ftw

I am not built for customer service. I was trying to explain to a lady that she was trying to use some coupons in a way against policy literally stated on the coupons, which she eventually replied to by claiming she was from corporate, and I was SO CLOSE to saying “well you should know how the fucking coupons work then”

how do I save my younger brother from the brink of true chuddom. he’s always made edgy jokes but I’m starting to think he might actually be a racist misogynist

might have to slime my cousin out man. the shit that pisses me off about him pile doesn’t stop from getting taller

will canwc and kgtac ever come back 😔 the only mspfas i care about