dog with a blog

This really is my life and i will make it beautiful

I need a day between every day to recover from the day before

the thing is.. it is the humidity that gets you...

I love getting older. I’m hotter, more confident, more intelligent. Ageism is a dirty trap. Don’t get caught in it.

“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

not to alarm anyone but is anybody else worried about how everybody is fucking stupid

men should get on their knees and bury their face in between your thighs like they would die if they don’t taste you more often but that’s just me