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omg its all really gone omg

Thank you for the great year. It really helped me get through one of the genuinely hardest years of my life and not just because of the pandemic.

#its all fucking gone #i wasnt sure it would really happen #unusannusisoverparty #team unus #unus gang #unus annus #memento mori

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#unusannusisoverparty #memento mori

Here you go if you missed it

#unusannusisoverparty #unus annus #heres the coffin #memento mori

https://youtu.be/aDQ3nfBbPWM

Let's get it to million likessss i wanna see the fucking casket

#unus annus #unusannusisoverparty #team unus #unus unus #unus gang #Youtube

been apart of unus annus since about beer sauna? came out but I think one of the Christmas videos was the first one I watched then I went and binged months of content when quarantine started

#unusannusisoverparty #wewerehere

#unusannusisoverparty #unus annus #wewerehere #wearehere

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Lee Jordan: (Hosting the Hogwarts school radio) Alright everybody, it’s 4:30 class are finally over. TIME TO GO TO THE DORM, LOAD UP THAT BONG, AND WATCH POKEMON!“

Fred&George: (High-fiving in the background)

zozomeister

I was really confused for a second because my high school history teacher is named Lee Jordan. But I realized you were talking about the HP character

neko-manta

great-tweets

There is nothing new under the sun.

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ADHD mood

tiqqun-deactivated20250830

*Abbott walks in*

*I frantically spin the wheel from Byzantine Erotica to the Summa Theologica*

santapau

You know I can’t resist some scriptorium buffoonery

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honeyycurl

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

twevara

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

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not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

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This is what school children in America are taught. That is so wrong on so many fucking levels and there are still people who believe gun control in any form is a bad thing.

let me reiterate SCHOOL CHILDREN IN A SUPPOSEDLY FIRST WORLD COUNTRY ARE TAUGHT THE SAME THINGS AS PEOPLE IN ACTIVE WAR ZONES BECAUSE THE THREAT OF BEING KILLED IN A SHOOTING IS SO HIGH.

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the bit in caps here is making me rethink my stance on gun control

shit

appropriately-inappropriate

I’m reblogging this because as my follower count goes up, the odds of this saving a life do too.

bronzewitchhazel

My elementary school had drills telling us what to do in such an emergency. This is exactly what they told us. AND NOW FOR A FACT: IN CALIFORNIA YOU DO NOT HAVE TO REGISTER A SHOTGUN!

iwantineedthebooty

I live in America, and I was only taught to hide and be quiet. I had to learn this on Tumblr. If one more person says that technology is ruining children, they best shut the hell up because this could be saving lives

official-lucifers-child-deactiv

The amount of reblogs this has is encouraging, but the fact that I need it to possibly survive and to help others possibly survive is so fucking sad.

I don’t have many followers but I damn well hope they all reblog this or have revlogged this.

curse-angel

This is fucked up but important if you are somehow in this situation.

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ultrafacts

Source: 1 2 3 4 5 6 If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

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THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

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Reblogging because I care about you guys

bonnieblue85

Important

ladyofthefanart

Rohypnol has an INCREDIBLY salty taste to it. It’s disgusting. And it also isn’t a drug that acts immediately! The minute you notice the salty taste, you have about 5-10 minutes to get somewhere safe or call an ambulance, and it CAN be fought if you’re aware of it. It will make you woozy, it will make you so dizzy you can’t stand upright, it will certainly make you unable to walk properly, but if you struggle to remain conscious you can get about 20 extra minutes of consciousness from the drug before it will knock you out completely. If you’re in a public place, and the person who drugged you is trying to take you somewhere private, start. a. fight. Insist as LOUDLY and as VIOLENTLY as you can that you refuse to go anywhere with them. Odds are they’re trying to make as little of a scene as possible as they drag you away, and if you’re putting up a fight and very clearly ‘drunk’, eyes will turn on them and they’ll either need to let you go, or cause a serious scene, which they don’t want. Don’t just act like you’re just protesting being taken home, though. Fight like your life depends on it even if they aren’t assaulting you. Cause. A. Scene. That’s the last thing they want.

spsyched

Everyone should reblog this!

mizukiinozomii-blog

Very useful.

hopefortheflowersss

To that last one that shit is NO JOKE

midnight-spectrum-again

Boasting the FUCK out of this

i-am-pickle-lable

Uhhmmm…

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I feel like everyone needs to see this. Especially that last one. I don’t care what kind of blog this is, but this is my most popular blog and want as many people to see this as possible. I’ll return to normal updates tomorrow.

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Agreed

slushyseals

Georgia Aquarium

Wow, sea lion Neptune can really dance.

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i’m so fucking pessimistic and depressing. everyone so joyful and happy for this sea lion and all i fucking see is animal abuse, captivity, and this poor animal performing for “treats”

i need a therapist 😔

xenondrifting

no, you need reeducation as to WHY zoos are brilliant and why they teach animals to preform “tricks”. this is not animal abuse.

you yourself should make the effort to learn something instead of assuming the worst, but training these animals accomplishes two things:

-entertainment FOR the animal! its playing, its excersising, its healthy and active, the sealion is playing with the keeper in a way that benefits it. the keeper herself is NOT making contact with the animal, shes respecting its space.

-the keeper can check the animals physical health. those tricks? you can see the flexibility in the sealions tail, its ballance when standing, the strength of its movements. chances are there are other keepers watching and checking for scratches or injuries that might have occured if this sealion shares an enclosure.

zoos are good, this video is cute. dont be a fucking downer and do some research

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TEACH PEOPLE THE WORD “ENRICHMENT”!

zozomeister

I wouldnt go as far as to say zoos are good... some zoo's are ok and some zoos are awful. But this video is adorable

just-shower-thoughts

There are Early Birds and Night Owls but no Afternoon Iguanas or something.

zozomeister

I am an afternoon Iquana

tapatiopapi

When another gay is hired at your job

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When you’re the new gay who just got hired

dragonite-master

When the new gay get fired for not doing thier job

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When the new gay shows up after getting his job back for blowing the manager

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When the district manager fires both of you, and the manager, for starting drama in addition to having inappropriate sexual relationships with management.

meatprincess

When you, the unmentioned fourth gay, sat there and ate your food and watched your messy coworkers get fired for starting unnecessary drama.

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When the fired for the second time gay finds out there was another gay the entire time

richardalexanderrr

when you’ve been waiting in line for ten minutes and just want to buy some fucking hand soap

shadyrican

This all happened at Lush.

justcatposts

The difference between a dog and a cat

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randomlonelytorment

Even the NAPKIN!??????

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justcatposts

George doesn’t realize he can’t scratch his ear while lying down

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randomlonelytorment

*softly, while laughing* “What the fuck”

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i don’t think my teachers understand i have an unpopular blog to run

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