You Go Girl!

  “ aaaAAHHHHH ! “ horrible, high pitched squealing accompanies the air horn. the superheroine jumps nearly a foot in the air, falling off the couch and onto her ass. her hair was in her face, her eyes wide, and fists ready to punch the heck out of whoever dared to disturb her slumber. 

pow was lucky that her hair was slightly messed up, or her scream alone would’ve busted his eardrums. 

“shut the front door ! “ she heaves in one breath, calming herself and setting a pout her alters way. “ goddess, pow, what’s your problem ? “ she can’t actually keep her frown, entirely though.

@zowlicious

❛❛ oh i know dudepow. he saved me a few months back … being a internet     celebrity causes quite the crowd when you go out . i think he’s mentioned     you once or twice .. or, well. some alternate timeline.. dimension? thing.  ❜❜

  “ i totally understand. “ if zow herself didn’t have super powers, and was famous for some other reason, she would’ve been screwed a long time ago. “ yes and yes. it’s ... weird. just think of it like i’m from the cooler, more attractive timeline. “ 

“ Pch ! “ Hands pausing momentarily at the ‘bet’- greasy food almost loosing it’s topping when it was allowed to droop. A grin that was a mix of both confident and amused coming to his face as he glanced down at his friend, voice loud when he proclaimed - “ I so can !! Watch me - “  Cutting himself off as he moved the pizza to his mouth, shoving as much of it as he could into his mouth- maybe it was cheating if he shoved bites off into his cheeks, but hey, it was getting the pizza in his mouth! Although he found himself stuck when he got to the crust- how tragic. 

  “ told ya, dude. “ she replies, her voice smug but her eyes disappointed. maybe one day she could be a gross teenager when it came to food, again. as it was, her disappointment passes fast, instead snickers leaving her the longer she looks at maz. saucey, chipmunky, almost choking on his discount dinner ....

  guy snorts, reaching just a bit to nab a paper towel shove it in his face, before settling back in his lap. “ if you make a mess, kelly’ll kill us both. “ and if that mess happened to get on the girl lounging in his lap, said girl would kill him first. slowly and painfully.

Red-clad fingers run over the material, and even with the suit on, Ladybug can tell that this is super soft fabric. The mask is a nice touch—considerate, and the spotted superheroine appreciates the thought. It may not be mystical glamour, but it’ll do the job just fine, and if she’s being honest, SheZow is on the list of people she wouldn’t really mind sharing her identity with. It was a longer list than people might expect, but she mainly kept to the strict ‘secret identities are secret’ ideals on principle by now; not to mention a fear for her loved one’s safety.

But she takes the offered clothing with a grin. “Merci, Rose,” she replies. There’s a spot nearby she can duck behind, and soon, after her own shower of pink sparkles runs up her body, she returns in the pyjamas, kwami floating by her side. “Here—I don’t think you two have been formally introduced.” Maybe a Ladybug of the past had introduced the Miraculous’ kwami to her era’s SheZow, but they could conveniently forget that for now. “This is Tikki.” 

  honestly, when it came down to it, zow would more than most likely be completely fine telling ladybug her identity, too. it was a little ... complicated. whatever, identities don’t really matter that much when nothing would change too much. ( if anyone should know lady’s identity, it was maybe her partners instead of zow, but -- ) 

zow’s eyes widen as she takes in the big bug-mouse, her eye twitching a bit as she tries to swallow a scream ( she doesn’t fully, a small yelp leaving her lips before she gets control of herself). it wasn’t her fault. big, big bug -- she hated bugs, at least when they looked somewhat ... real. and weren’t just cute girls or boys in costumes. “ uh, “ she stammers a bit over her words, years of appearing on tv cementing a smile in place even though her eyes were screaming. “ nice, um, to meet you. “ 

@nycfae thanks boo uwu

  “  i know right ! “ zow grins, flipping her hair over her shoulder and popping a hand on her hip. she looks good, and she knows it, nothing wrong with confirming the other super’s good taste. “ i got BLESSED when it came to the default super-outfit game, and i can switch it up anytime i want. “ having one stationary outfit would just get ... boring. zow really felt for ladybug, when it came to that --

  WHAT’S UP MEGADALE ~!    It’s everyone’s favorite Glamazon SheZow here ( formerly known as fuschiiafighter), with a very important announcement !! I’ve got a super special panel at SheZow Con, perfect for all my top tier fans ! If you like SUPERHEROES, GIRL POWER, SHE-LARIOUS PUNS or just having FUN you should totally check it out ! 

All you have to do is LIKE / REBLOG this post to let me know you’re interested, and I’ll hit you up with some TOP SHE-CRET one on one Zow time. Don’t forget to read up on CON REGULATION first and check out the ITINERARY if you’re need any other info ! 

We’ve lost @zowlicious to the accursed ‘starter call’ spell!

“ So you’re like a SUPERHERO ? “ Gaze almost SKEPTICAL- an obvious DISTASTE at the idea. She was an elf of fiction, sure, but she was more into FANTASY and MAGIC than RANDOM POWERS and FIGHTING STUPID BAD GUYS. Pointless VIOLENCE- as though she didn’t do the SAME THING.

“ I mean . . I G U E S S that’s cool . “

  “ you guess ? “ oh no, that wouldn’t do. zow’s chest is already puffing out a bit, gaze locking onto the weird dnd bitch in front of her. who the heck didn’t know about shezow -- who the heck had the right to just blow him--her--off like that ? “ i’m the first ever super she-ro. i invented using magic to help others. it’s kiiinda a big deal. “

  “ here, dude. “ and a cute, soft ladybug mask atop red and black shorts and tank top was given to the other hero. “ i’ve been she-paring for this for a while, TBH. “ ladybug was only in town so often, and super sleepovers were a must. even if said sleepover had to be done with identities concealed -- 

both of them knew they were just normal teens, not the immortals they claim to be, but ... eh. one day, maybe, but for now there was cauliflower popcorn and other sad, healthy snacks to be made, and catching up to do. “ i’ll get changed too ! “ zow’s was easier, a wave of her ring and pink spread up and over, braiding her hair and leaving her in cute pink cheetah print shorts and a longer shirt, a pink bathrobe, and slippers. 

@zowlicious dropped a ♡

“ You ! Are ! GORGEOUS !!! “ Preston couldn’t help but to look at the pink-themed hero in awe, admiration at her style and the P O W E R that seemed to surround her. He was almost envious- she commanded attention without even meaning to!