Zou's Stuff

“i made these”

my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me

THIS POST IS TWO YEARS OLD NOW. MAX IS 7. IT DIES DOWN FOR LIKE HALF A YEAR AND THEN SUDDENLY IT KICKS BACK UP AGAIN I HATE THIS POST 

date a vintage cactus who puts ‘these aren’t really randomly generated’ in the dictionary just to fuck with people

i didnt realise this was posted by shitpostgenerator and i sat for like 10 minutes trying to work out wht this post meant

im excited for amazon to start sending packages out by drone because now i can start carrying a sling shot around with me and knock them out of the air and get a present and it will be just like animal crossing  

That’d be illegal.

there is no laws  in animal crossing 

can we please appreciate the contact name

“I’ll bury the body for you”

the contact name tho

HOW TO MAKE STRANGERS GO AWAY: TEXT THEM THE WHOLE OF BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY 

SWEET CHILD O’ MINE

did a puppet just fucking give some of the best advice ever.

Sleepwalking - Bring Me The Horizon