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sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

breaking news. POPEYE the SAILOR has forgotten to hold back, and KILLED bluto with a single wicked strike

Everyone gets on how bad of a song 'Hey, Soul Sister' is but we need to talk about their other hit from around that time, 'Drive By'

they used to play this song at least once a day at my old job and it felt like i was being psychologically tortured by these lyrics. happy to see somebody else acknowledging this. why did we let them get away with these things?

gnomes in a tree stump weeping with guilt as they turn their lollipops in the keyholes to arm and launch the intercontinental ballistic thistle

their commanding gnofficer standing behind them with a pine needle saying he won't hesitate to gnexecute them for defying a direct gnorder

official dnd post

no the fuck it isn't. go away

Official Gnomeo and Juliet post

you. keep talking

getting so jealous of a goblin who has a gross shitty coin that you freak out and try to grab it going give me your shitty fucking coin right now