to infinity and beyond.

protect her

listen… nothing in this world makes sense. fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing and boxing rings are square and noses run and feet smell and shrek 1 and 2 made it to cannes film festival. just do whatever the fuck you want honestly

A truck stop on my way to work is flying the McDonald’s flag at half mast

I’m gonna stop and take a picture of it on the way home

This isn’t for Barbara Bush this is for the American icon of film Verne Troyer aka Mini Me

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

495,571 people whose mama taught them right

this is never going to not be funny 

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

Bless you, Chris Pratt

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫

It’s bACK.

I’ve seen this a thousand times and I just realized he knocks the fucking Mac of of the counter too

This last GIF. I’m in love.

If you can - take a moment to appreciate the fact that your throat isn’t sore, your nose isn’t stuffy, and your throat doesn’t itch

I met my role model today

Holy shit our lungs are crazy

I still have these pillow cases

There are wonderful people in this world…it’s just really hard to find them

This is a KIDS show?!?

people who never played the simpsons hit ‘n run haven’t lived life