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the year was Two Thousand and twenty-four. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail

kinda sick of all those posts that are like "my ancestors were surviving starvation and the plague meanwhile i get nervous ordering food at restaurants". as if jauffrey the woodworker didn't fumble his conversation with the fine maiden running the fruit stand and then tripped on a pebble as he left in a hurry

a solitary worm has been seen enjoying itself on a wet sidewalk this morning

Story of my life lol. Will you make sure my death is easy, God? Please..

probably

for 5$ that was a BARGAIN

I'm soooooooo drunk @santa

Saantaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 😭😭😭😭