Zombii Pose

What you can expect to find here: Low-hanging plastic fruits / Humanity rotting and circling the drain / Knuckle-draggers and mouth-breathers / Blockheads / Headlines like: "Recession May Mean Less Frequent Botox Shots" / Gym mirrors / Excessive use of the American flag / Too cool for school / Unhinged entitlement / Trailer park hijinks / News anchors / A million iClouds filled with quadrillions of selfies / Stuff you can fill an expensive house with / Bubble-life / Political theater / Bougie suburban sidewalks / Braggadocio / Bad ideas / Stories from the streets / Parents who bring their babies to the movie theater / Cigar smoking / Apes in human skin bags / "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin LOL It's ok.