suck my tits

Please watch this video

This is one of the most magical things I have ever seen

That bun thinks it’s a doggo

My favorite thing about bunz is that they express joy by leaping around. That’s a happy bun.

@whateverthepoodle

You’re not punk unless you EAT a pair of DOC MARTENS 

even if my titties aren’t physically out, they’re spiritually out, and that’s what matters

Ugly Privilege is being the ‘relationship expert’ when your friends are going through relationship issues and you got no experience with romantic relationships

Ugly Privilege is knowing your partner likes you cuz you goofy and your personality is a 10/10 and not for your looks

Ugly Privilege is being used to rejection because yo ugly ass aint surprised, given the odds

Ugly Privilege is not being hit on all the time and not having random people slide into your DMs while you tryna mind yo own business

Ugly Privilege is having a longer battery life, since ya know… nobody’s sliding into your DMs and blowin’ up your phone cuz you posted a selfie

Ugly Privilege is saving that money and spending that money on yourself and nobody else cuz yo ass forever single

Ugly Privilege is having your partner not worry about you cheatin’ because who else wants yo goofy ugly ass besides your partner?

raccoons have people hands

or do we have raccoon hands

A relationship with a good flirt to roast ratio>>>

got the munchies like

can’t relate 

To what

i just can’t relate