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hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

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why do parents get mad when u sleep all day like im staying out of trouble and im not spending your money like what is the issue here

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Me myself and I March

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how do i die without telling my mom