You are Guinevere, Queen of the Britons and most beautiful woman in the known world. You were sold into a political marriage and queening is an arduous business. You could use some relief. Where do you turn for it?
Total package. Hell yeah.
No treason, no punishment for treason.
You’re hanging out with him all the time anyway, might as well give it a try.
Created Antichrist incest baby.
Will murder everyone if you ask him to
Will murder everyone if you don’t ask him to
Solar powered, green energy (hehehe)
You have to deal with his shitty family
Was your lover in the first written version so you’ll be keeping it old school
Is antichrist incest baby
Is known as “the handsome”
In Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, is described as “loyal”
Every other version says he sucks.
Arthur married him to some lady he barely knew so he’ll probably be up for it
Killed mother in psycho-sexual jealous rage, then framed and murdered her lover for it
Nothing really bad to say about him
Technical winner of the Grail Quest
Will not cheat on you with a shape changed demon
Thinks you are a shape changed demon
Greatest Mary Sue in the land
What if he doesn’t say no? What if he gives in to lust and you’ve effectively destroyed him? Could you ever live with yourself again?
Is hot in a Tarzan kinda way.
You at least know who he is because of the Disney movie
If you break up, will write a Taylor Swift style song about you.
Is literally a jester someone knighted as a joke
Canonically the most handsome knight
When he’s the last one left standing at the final battle and Arthur gives him his sword to throw away, it will be really awkward if he has to avoid confessing that he banged his wife.
Will probably be up for it.
If she isn’t up for it, will never let you live it down.
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