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what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect

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Friend: "When did you know you were gay?"

Me: (in deep announcer voice) "In a time of ancient gods, warlords, and kings--A land in turmoil cried out for a hero..."

Friend: "Okay, I got it..."

Me: "She was Xena, a mighty princess forged in the heat of battle."

Friend: "Girl--I got it."

Me: "The power..... The passion.... The danger.... Her courage will change the world."

T.V show: *reels me in with their lovely lesbian couple characters, only to kill them off, write them off or have them break up.*

Me: Cruelty! See if I, a noble lesbian, will allow you to fool me again, you dastardly villain!

T.V show: *Reveals a new lesbian couple*

Me: ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

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just because I spend some time doing nothing doesn’t mean I’m relaxing. I have not once relaxed

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You have no idea what you’re walking into.

THE LAST OF US PART II (2020)

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Joel in his 30s - 50s - 60s

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someone please stop me from naming my wizard d&d character allie kazam

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our dm said she can have a gf named abby cadabra it’s official i’ve won dungeons and dragons

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*spends all of my time alone* perfect! but why am i crazy

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Endless gifs of Resident Evil 2 [3/?]

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Endless gifs of Resident Evil 2 [1/?]

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“Hey, it’s up to us to take out Umbrella!”

Resi 2 is one of my favorite games of all time, and wanted to draw something to commemorate that and the upcoming remake!

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“ キャラクターショートPV ” ↳ : バイオハザードヴェンデッタ RESIDENT EVIL VENDETTA

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Resident Evil: Extinction (2007) dir. Russell Mulcahy

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