"I'm Taako, you know? From TV?"

taking my brain out of my head and washing it in hot, soapy water

have you tried putting it in rice

in a comical turn of events, i, op of this post, have been a smartphone repair technician for five years and i am going to tell you that that never works like ever. it might turn on again afterward but it’s never the rice that made it happen. the damage is done and it can get worse if you don’t clean the thing properly. if you drop your phone in water, open it up and clean gently w a soft bristled toothbrush and 99% isopropyl alcohol. this has been a psa.

taking my brain out of my head and cleaning it gently with a soft bristled toothbrush and 99% isopropyl alcohol

im at the science facility getting pumped full of supersoldier chemicals

idiot jail for ignorant beasts

Sisyphus

hm living w mental illness really is just like well i feel insane!! just gonna keep going about my day tho

My favorite is the fidget spinner space station. It almost feels like someone designed it first and then fidget spinners came out and now everyone laughs at it… instead of the other way around.

everyone go watch the resident evil trailer right now you cannot possibly fucking predict what song is in it

Like….when everyone has mental illness maybe the problem is with the systems 🤔

hate this site

i will sit next to you at any time ms green

i am, im sitting next to you right now

world heritage post