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Since Gandalf smokes weed and Radagast does shrooms, I have a theory that each of the wizards represents a drug. Saruman is cocaine.

real

me and who

it should be a law that if it’s raining and you wake up feeling comfy in bed you shouldn’t have to answer to any of your obligations

tfw when a fandom ships a pairing so hard that non-fans genuinely think the pairing is canon and then you watch the show and it's not

shut up, the stupid fictional gay people in my phone make me happy

thinking of when vincent van gogh said that “poverty stops the best minds in their tracks” and how art would see a new era if we funded struggling independent artists instead of hiring talentless nepotism babies.