Keep flying mate, its out there somewhere

The relationship between this man and his kitty cat is honestly one of my favourite parts of these books

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

Amazing

Okay these guys put so much effort into this collection of skits

my understanding is that euphoria is evil riverdale. which is weird, because riverdale is already evil riverdale

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs