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If Cathy was still living with Kaz do you think Ocelot would've had to shoot her too. just a thought. ok
you were clearly meant for more than a life lost in the war
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ULTRA- virgin jabber
…jabbers done aloottt of shit- as in drugs and nothing else, “kissing-?” “Nope!”..so you give jabber a taste of heaven- a good make out shesh. now he’s addicted..so you’ve gotta kiss him raw right?…
…slight power!bottom jabber…dom!reader…sub!jabber…chocking…rought kissing…slight blood…masochist jabber…slight!mean reader…
a/n: gn reader as readers gender is not referred to throughout the story, you guys liked my other jabber fic so much so I’m giving the fans what they want
…JABBER WONGER…
“Jabber, you ever kissed somebody?” “Nope!” “..not even like- a peck orrr” “nah, why ya’ askin? Gonna give me a smooch?” He giggled, practically daring you too, but you were too busy contemplating what he’d said and wether he was lyin to get a kiss outta ya
Your piece of horn ball colleague who got hard during every sparing session? Who popped a boner every time he got beat up?? That jabber- a virgin.. really??
“you…you aren’t lyin are ya’” were you really this suspicious of him?? “Kekeke” —fk him and that stupid grin which had you thinking you’d played right into his hands “nahh, why would I lie?” Coming up to you he snaked his arms around your neck, lidded eyes staring into you “so— ya gonna back up your question with some action—? Or are ya a—mhm“
oh yeah. this is good, Both your hands cupping his face— Fuck, your practically begging him to fall in love, that tilt of your head, bodies pressing close, the hand on his jaw, tightening- shit he’s gonna cum his pants now—
…ever since you left him with that lame kiss and embarrassing boner, he’s been hovering around ya like an annoying fly, “come onnn— ya ain’t even use any tongue.” He’ll whine with a pout whenever he’d see you trying to work, is work more important than him??
“okay okay, if i win we kiss again.” He’d Challenge you to a petty fight every day of the week, you’re practically used to this routine of waking up, eating and then being asked to fight ragged. every other day he’d seem to get more desperate n messed up, trying a new concoction of hallucinogens for every spar
eventually he’d had enough of his slight tweaking and just jerked up the concentration of every weird chemical mixed into his claws finally, after weeks of fighting and taking hits of poison everyday you finally slipped up and lost
“Fuhhhking finally—hah“ he’s practically pouncing on you, your head jerking back n hitting the wall you slumped at. a steady flow of blood already flowing down your forehead “shitt— ya’ know I didn’t mean itttt..” the doppy grin plastered on his face saying the complete opposite of what he spoke, his own head lolled forward feeling heavy, still, it didn’t stop him from crawling onto your lap and licking up your face, sharp cat like tongue lapping up your blood,
“But ya’ look realll good like this hehe..”
dragging blood stained lips across your face to finally get his kiss, sloppy and clumsy, the taste of iron and drugs blending together “mm..hhh“. grabbing a hand full of his locs and pulling the fucker back you watched in a sort of daze as his throat bobbed, swallowing the mix of spit n blood in his mouth “fucking disgusting”
“come on mannn—“ whining as he jerked his head forward to steal another kiss, instead slamming him forehead against yours “—shit- hah,”
Flipping him over, you let his head hit against the rough gravel, finally he wasn’t sure how much longer he could go being so pent up, letting your hands wrap around his face, fingers tracing against his jaw as you picked his face off the floor just to smash his lips against yours “mmhf—“ a muffled sound escaped as he parted his lips for you,
blood seeped into the kiss, the taste heavy on both your tongues, rough hands moved to yours, still holding his face up, he tugged your hands down onto his neck, letting them wrap around his throat,
his eyes lolled back as you chocked his breath away, tears prickling against his waterline as both his passages of air stayed blocked,
“mhfff— mm..” his voice escaped him as his fingers dug into yours, still pressed against his neck, hungry kisses that left no room for air, eyes struggling to stay open as they rolled back into his skull, a thin layer of sweat covering his desperate body in need of oxygen
his head eventually fell backwards, breaking the kiss with stings of wet drool seeping down his chin, he tried he reallyyy did! just couldn’t hold his head up any longer “hah— hahh…f-ffuck” he chocked out, a fit of coughs mixed with hiccups for air
voice coming out raspy, chest puffing up, gasping for air, tears finally escaping, wet globs rolled down his puffy cheeks, as he tugged at your hands to let go, dazed pink eyes staring up at you as he gasped up breaths
Finally letting go of his neck, letting him catch his breath you intertwined your hand with his, your own blood stained under his nails, staring up at you, vision blurry he tried saying something, but he just couldn’t muster up his voice loud enough just yet, so you leaned down, placing your head near his face, letting him turn his head to the side, raspy voice whispering into your ear “y/nn- I—.. wanna- uh,, gimme, another- hah- kiss” could you really gonna say no after such a desperate plea? Course’ not. so one more time, your fingers held his drool stained chin, rubbing circles onto his jaw, right above the bruises that would soon bloom on his neck, tilting you head to place a soft kiss against his lips, plump lips raw from kissing hummed against yours “mhm..love ya’” that stupid smile mumbled out between soft kisses that let him breath in between “yeah,, me too.”
Can you make separate senerio where like the reader is pregnant and the gachiakuta boys are very protective of her
Gachiakuta: The Pregnancy Chronicles
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Arkha Corvus
Arkha doesn’t say much but the way his presence changes is unmistakable.
The moment he knows you’re pregnant, he positions himself between you and the world. Always half a step ahead. Always watching. His hand rests on the small of your back when you walk, fingers tense, ready.
Anyone who raises their voice near you gets a stare so cold it silences them instantly.
“You don’t lift that,” he mutters, taking the weight from your hands.
“You don’t walk alone.”
At night, he kneels beside you, ear pressed to your stomach, listening like it’s a holy ritual. He doesn’t pray but if something ever threatened you or the child, Arkha will show his thrid eye to the world.
Entrusts Semiu of your protection when he is gone. Slay girl.
Enjin
Enjin tries to act normal. He fails miserably.
He hovers. Constantly. Snacks appear in your hands without explanation. Your seat is always the safest one. Missions? You’re nowhere near them.
“You hungry?”
“You tired?”
“You okay?”
“…You sure?”
When someone jokes about danger, Enjin snaps,sharp, furious, explosive.
“You think the baby will have a big head as mine?''
''SO like.....where are your organs going if that takes so much space?''
''.......Enjin''
''Im serious....like....its a watermelon-''
''ENJIN''
''They definetly got my big head,its on me''
But all jokes aside,he makes sure you are taken care off.
ALSO LIFTS YOUR PREGNANT BELLY UP TO TAKE THE PRESSURE OFF YOUR HIPSBONES.
Gris Rubion
Gris becomes soft in a way no one has ever seen.
He treats you like glass. Not weak, but precious. He learns everything: what hurts, what helps, what scares you. He memorizes your breathing patterns. Notices the smallest changes.
When you’re tired, he carries you without a word. When you’re scared, he distracts you with quiet humor, brushing his thumb over your knuckles.
Anyone who threatens you?
Gris smiles dissapear.
Gris is the type of husbands totally be shy but bragging about his baby.
Rudo Serubec (older)
Rudo is terrified.
Not of you,of failing you.
He becomes relentless. Builds safer spaces. Reinforces walls. Double-checks exits. Cleans obsessively because “germs.”
“You sit. I’ll do it.”
“No, don’t run.”
“Please—just let me.”
He talks to your belly when he thinks you’re asleep. Apologizes for the world. For his past. For the danger he lives in.
“I swear… I’ll be better. For both of you.”
He would tear the Ground apart if it meant your safety.Littarlly.
Will not give the kid his gloves,for their own good. And because he knows you will give them all your love so they wont go insane or miss a part,and he shall give his soul if he needs too
Zanka Nijiku (older)
Zanka is loud, dramatic, and terrifyingly serious.
He appoints himself your personal bodyguard, healer, chef, and emotional support idiot.
“No stress!”
“No fighting!”
“No idiots near you!”
But the jokes vanish the second someone disrespects you.
His smile turns sharp.
His tone turns lethal.
“That’s my family,” he says calmly. “You don’t get another warning.”
At night, he sits nearby, cleaning his weapon, eyes never leaving you. He hums softly—something from childhood—so the baby can hear.
Bought a piece of fabric-ready to sow it on his jinki and make it a fishing net to capture the baby when it decides to go rouge.
Goka Nijiku
Goka becomes rigid. Disciplined. Absolute.
Rules appear overnight:
You don’t walk alone
You don’t fight
You don’t strain yourself
He enforces them without compromise.
But when you’re in pain or exhausted, he kneels, removes his gloves, and holds your hands like they’re sacred.
“If anyone harms you,” he says quietly, “they’ll wish death came sooner.”
He doesn’t smile often—but when the baby kicks, his eyes soften in awe. When you're asleep? that growing life in you becomes his world as he holds it.
DOES THE THING WHEN HUSBANDS LIFT THEIR PREGNANT WIFE'S BELLY WHEN YOU ARE IN AGONY.
Tamsy Caines
Tamsy becomes unsettlingly attentive.
He watches everything. Everyone. Tracks threats before they exist. People who look at you too long suddenly disappear from your vicinity.
He brings you strange gifts—rare food, soft fabrics, charms “for luck.”
“You and the child are untouchable,” he murmurs.
“I’ll make sure of it.”
There’s something frightening about how calm he is.
And comforting, too.
You also find a thread attached to your clothes,very similar to his jinki thread
''Protection'' He said as he got a slipper thrown at him.
Bro Santa
Bro Santa turns into a gentle giant.
He insists you ride on his shoulders when walking long distances. Brings you food constantly. Laughs loudly to keep spirits high.
But if danger approaches?
The laughter stops.
His massive frame blocks everything. His voice drops low and dangerous.
“No one gets past me.”
At night, he stands guard like a mountain that refuses to fall.
Dear santa? Always besides you,drawing you,bro,him and the baby in a drawing. He was charged upon the duty to stay with you when Bro was gone (probably to buy you something)
Delmon Gates
Delmon is careful, quiet, methodical.
He plans routes. Evacuation paths. Backup shelters. He checks supplies daily. Medical gear is always ready.
When you’re anxious, he sits beside you in silence.
“I’ve accounted for everything,” he assures you.
“And if I haven’t… I’ll adapt.”
Anyone who threatens you faces a strategist who has already decided their fate.
Follo Tunito
Follo becomes emotionally overwhelmed.
He’s nervous, excited, scared, and fiercely loyal all at once. Constantly asking if you’re okay. Offering help even when you don’t need it.
But when someone mocks or underestimates you?
Follo explodes.
“She’s the strongest person here,” he snaps. “Show respect.”
He proudly tells anyone who listens about the baby, eyes shining like the future finally feels real.
Bought a toy hammer.
August Stiltza
August is quietly reverent.
He is already designing baby clothes and headwear.
''You think their face is fat and big?Mine was when i was a baby''
Lets his sister check up on you many times,he is hyperficated yknow.
Singing songs to them even where he didnt even saw them, makes handmade toys of wood and paints them himself. Diaper? stacked to the ceiling like he robbed a baby company and the hospital.
''MA BABAY,MA BABAY!'' He said as he feels a kick.
Later you catch him designing pants and clothing for when they grow up''My kid is going to be the toughest kid on the block''
Zodyl Typhon
Zodyl becomes territorial.
His presence sharpens. His aura turns oppressive to anyone who comes too close. He places a hand on your waist possessively, daring the world to challenge him.
“Mine,” he says plainly.
“And ours.”
Any threat is met with brutal efficiency. No mercy. No delay.
He presses his forehead to your belly at night, voice low and reverent.
“I’ll raise them strong.”
''Dont say it''
''And they will know the taste of raw ins-''
Jabber Wonger
Jabber is… intense.
He laughs more but it’s edged with madness. He circles you like a predator guarding its den. Anyone who gets close feels his gaze like teeth.
“Careful,” he hums. “That’s precious.”
But with you? He’s gentle. Surprisingly so. Awkwardly tender when he feels the baby move.
“If someone hurts you,” he whispers happily,
“I’ll enjoy making them regret it.”
But you have this si-
''Do you think the baby will be born with dreads?''
''Would it be light skin or-''
''We GOT to gve it a durag immdeadtl-''
''JABBER''
''They will never catch their fade''
Bundus Begalkeit
Bundus becomes stern and unyielding.
He enforces order around you. Noise is minimized. Chaos redirected elsewhere. Anyone who causes unnecessary stress is removed,politely or otherwise.
He places a protective hand on your shoulder.
“You’ll be safe,” he says.
“I won’t allow another outcome.”
He stands like a wall. unmoving, dependable, and unbreakable.
Already softlign the finger tops of his prostetics dull so they dont hurt the child.
miller was killed in 2005 because if he lived for even 3 days longer that wouldve meant the nonzero possibility of kazuhira miller meeting otacon "this is just like my japanese animes" emmerich
I know the chronic pain is chronic and all but ow damn augh fuck ouchie
did you know sleep affects this shit. booo
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frieren is about discovering what makes life worth living after you lost someone before you realized how you felt about them. dunmeshi is about how we are all animals in the end, and confronting the monstrous reality of consumption, in all its forms. witch hat is about how the technology that makes our society function could be used to make people’s lives better, but especially disabled people are left out, and those in power choose very specifically who actually benefits. how fitting that three of the most popular and poignant fantasy stories of the 2010s-2020s are about grief, consumption, and power.
I wonder if in his last few years that Kaz ever thought about how truly similar he had become to his dad. He already was born with his blue eyes and blond hair. He became a father like him. He became divorced like him. He was an instructor, but retired, just as he had. Kaz described his father as stooped over, barely able to walk by the time he saw him. His left leg is missing, forever requiring a cane. Kaz is older now. He can trace the wrinkles and sunken features of his skin that match exactly what he had seen in his father. His name, the one given by his mother as the embodiment of all her hope and dreams for a better life in a world that was so cruel, erased. Replaced with a new, comically American name.
I dont really have a thesis for this just something I've noticed
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Reblogging for other dnd nerds
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also here is a whole website that not only has a shit ton of adventures and such but lets you search for any item or npc or whatever and see their stats and info at your fingertips
and here is the same version of the above website except it uses the 5e rules as they existed prior to the 2024 relaunch, which is what you’d prefer
Over and over, I keep going over the world we knew... Once when you walked beside me That inconceivable, that unbelievable world we knew When we two were...
jankaaaaaa, it's been awhile since I drew them

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Jabber hesitant hands
Jabber x suicidal!reader
Art by me (read on going fic here)
Jabber?" You called out, lifting your face to catch a glimpse of his face.
"Sorry, fuck—"
Jabbers face looked terrified as if he was having a panic attack, his eyes red as tears streamed down his face. You sat up straight and took a hold of his hands, you traced his knuckles with your thumb as his mankira return to their normal form.
"You okay?" You asked pushing his dread to the side of his face.
"Yeah, it's just—," he mumbled "Can we not do the expiment today?"
"Uh, sure" you answered, "Wanna watch a movie instead?"
"No"
"Play video games?"
"No"
"Take a walk out?"
"No!" He raised his voice "Shit, sorry—"
You could sense there was something wrong with jabber these past few days, but you couldn't put your finger to why.
"I can't go on with the expirimates anymore" he said, "Tell someone else to do it"
For a second you looked at him, really look at him, his trembling hands, the sweat dripping from his face till his jaw, the lump in his throat and you sighed.
Jabber Wonger cared about you.
"I will"
"Will what?'
"Find someone else to do it," you said and stood up from the bed "Thank you for helping me"
"Don't say that"
"What do you want me to say?"
"Your gonna find someone else then what?"
"They kill me"
"You really think you will find someone like that? Give you death without pain"
You pretended to think, "Maybe," you said "Is that an issue?"
Jabber walked towards you and grabbed you from your shoulders, the sight of his eyes looked at you as if pleading to see him what his trying to say without words.
"Please—" he pleaded "Don't kill yourself"
He suddenly nuzzled in your neck, his tears and snot smearing on your shirt, and you could feel how much he meant what his saying.
You didn't know what to do, so you hold him closer but you didn't give him an answer.
The whole reason you both were the people that you were is cause you agreed to be his expiriment till you met your doom. And he laughed delighted to have you partake in such a role.
But as much you wanted to deny it, being with him made you want to hold a little longer to this miserable life.
You hugged him, "I will think about it" is all you could say.
Jabber held you abit tighter that night and was happy you stayed a bit longer with him.
"I don't want to be alone," he whispered in your hair.