a cryptid

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

Do you know how fucked up your team has to be for Bucky Barnes to be the most stable member

no sorry i dont really use instagram, i can contact you via ouija board, spirit box, fluctuations in temperature, flickering lights, and certain rituals. i am also on tumblr.

This post resurrected the word Slonk

grounding techniques, ok 5 things i can see. I see bricks, I see mortar, I see a trowel, I see a cask of wine, I see that asshole Montresor glaring at me over the top of the wall…

It's been 5 years.

you don’t gotta tell me to boycott the Nintendo prices by not buying bc i don’t have the money to get them anyways

‘guys don’t spend 600-700 dollars on the new nintendo products to send a message’ im way ahead of you man

the bmw behind you will act like you not hitting the pedestrian at the crosswalk is done specifically to spite them

Sister Michael could have handled the yellowjackets but coach Ben could not handle the Derry Girls