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dollmaycry

*waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these*

closetedguyy

are you going to make shoelaces as well

sansv0re

is there a joke i’m missing here

why would he make shoelaces

closetedguyy

so we don’t have to steal them from the president

transmeddragon

Bad addition to an already bad post

closetedguyy

thank you that was my intention.

I’m tempted to add a supernatural gif here but I’m exercising some self control

crypticcunt-deactivated20230101

Weak

closetedguyy

anyone want to shoot me

crypticcunt-deactivated20230101

QUICK, SOMEONE BRING IN SHERLOCK

dollmaycry

insaneinspireddreamer

those-goddamn-bats

badkidgorgug

STOP

aquilacalvitium

Surviving the 2018 Tumblr purge like

babygoose-deactivated20240106

this is a farely recent post but it has an ancient tumblr vibe to it

autisticandwinning

Ancient tumblr resurface after the purge

Tumblr: the reawakening

hashtagloveloses

i bring a curse on all your houses

redrainyumbrella

#oh god the flashbacks

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badjokesbyjeff

A man is driving a van full of penguins and is pulled over by a cop…

Keep reading

develop-your-oc

A group of geese is a gaggle, a group of herons is a siege — what would a group of your OCs be called? (Either all your OCs as a group, or a single OC multiplied to create a group.)

develop-your-oc

…are y’all okay? 👀

zirate

@endless-fluffering

mygoldenwolf

You’ve heard of “thanks, I hate it,” but allow me to introduce to you:

lcsingstars-moved

how to know if tumblr has been eating your asks: send yourself anywhere between 5-10 asks, ( anon or not ) but have each ask be nothing but an order in which you sent them.

i.e: the first ask says ‘1′, the second says ‘2′, etc etc.

i sent myself ten of these, both on anon and not. This was all i received back:

Tumblr is now eating asks along with notifications. We must be more interactive than ever if we want keep this form of entertainment we call the rpc. Go ahead and warn your friends or test this for yourselves.. This post is reblogable.

faunafemes

I just sent myself five of these. none of them came through.

thedogandthewitch-deactivated20

I just did this myself last night and out of the ten ask I sent myself only one came through.

Please know if I’m not responding to you, your ask, or your messages, I am not willingly ignoring you. I am however doing my best to try and stay in contact with everyone.

sanderssidecanons

sorry to everyone who tagged me or sent me an ask. If I didn’t react to it, tumblr didn’t show me.

dragonsateyourtoast

Oh god damn it I’m trying to do a friendly prompt meme and now Tumblr is eating my stuff? God damn it!

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asks4all

Weird 80s Songs Asks

Sweet Child of Mine - What are some baby names you cannot stand?

Thriller - What’s your favorite horror movie?

Purple Rain - Do you like storms?

Physical - Do you work out?

Dr. Feelgood - Have you ever done drugs?

Mickey - What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve done for a crush?

Start Me Up - Do you get mad easily?

Call Me - Ever done something embarrassing for money?

I Love Rock n’ Roll - What’s your favorite music genre?

Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) - What’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had?

Fight for Your Right - Ever been to a party?

London Calling - Would you survive the apocalypse?

Come on Eileen - Do you mumble?

Don’t Stop Believing - Are you more optimistic or pessimistic?

Rock With You - Are you a good dancer?

rvsirene

Tag yourself-cartoon girls I had a crush on as a child edition

barbara-lazuli

smart sam. love intellectuals

#water princess #rven

coreymbarnes

If you’re someone who wants to make original stuff for people to see, DO IT!!!

Your worth as an artist is not determined by the number of Tumblr notes you get. Followers are NOT a currency. Don’t worry about instant gratification, because you’re creating something only you can own for the rest of your life! It will take you longer to build up an audience around something that doesn’t have a pre-loaded fanbase. In fact it’ll probably take longer than you think, but you’ll have a much more satisfying artistic career.

joegran

angelartist

Every artist needs to see this

jaycee-penny-art

Yesssss

bloo-the-dragon

smol-chugi

This is a very good comic… it’s nice :’) <3

avri-02-deactivated20200119

cierto, muy cierto

sketchdeath

use my generator and find out your sexy monstersona, babes

#a trans gashadokuru #niceeeeee

gahdamnpunk

You can’t tell me Lupita is not an airbender

barbara-lazuli

clothes bender

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srsfunny

Masha The Hero

asryakino

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in

booty-uprooter

oh good I was worried

dr-dendritic-trees

What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.

squibbbly

they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero

pon-raul

Hero cat

goaliesarethebest

Thank you, Masha, you’re such a good girl.

barbara-lazuli

i wish the abandoned baby could’ve been adopted by that family too tho

niyarest

write your url by only using emojis

🍅✨✨

👼☠☠

????????

🐶#️⃣

🍔🦀

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🦌🦌

👼🕑

🔄🐥😭

🧟‍♂️➕🤠⚔➡️🧟‍♂️⚔

#i know thats a cowboy emoji but its the closest thing i could find to a pirate lol #zombie pirate #zirate

volgotha

Hey, SU Fandom; Part 2:

“Rose is horrible for not loving Pearl back!” “She NEVER acknowledged that love!!” “How could she choose Greg over her!??” “and then left them all to become Steven!?!” “She didn’t have to give up her gem!!” “She could have had him ‘normally’!!”

I’m sorry you’re all so hurt, but…. here’s another thing?

Pearl’s love for Rose was toxic in its co-dependency. She needed Rose’s approval to feel any kind of self-worth. Rose wanted Pearl to be her own person, to love someone for their own sake, like Mystery Girl, not because she has a toxic need to.

Pink had a Pearl. Her very own. That’s like feeding a love potion to someone; of course they will love you; they were literally made for you. Doesn’t Pink deserve to know a complete stranger can love her, like Greg? Not to mention, there is a creep-factor here now; If she could tell Pearl not to speak of something again, what else could she tell Pearl to do against her will? I don’t think Pink wanted that, wanted a relationship with that kind of power over someone– And that is the best fucking thing about her:

She did NOT want power over anyone, unlike Yellow and Blue. She just wants to be free. If that isn’t redeeming enough for you…

Think this shit through pls SU fandom, these Utopian Loves between some of these characters were toxic af from the very beginning. All of this conflict needed to happen for things to improve.

shrineart

GOD. BLESS.

sabertoothwalrus

not only this, but I’m starting to think that one of the reasons Rose decided to have a baby is because she recognised this, and she knew Pearl couldn’t properly be free without her there.

And it’s true!! Look at how much development Pearl has had since Steven started living with them!!

introvert-celeste

This also goes for Garnet and Amethyst, to a degree. All three were dependent on Rose in some way: validation for Pearl, inspiration for Garnet, and a mother figure for Amethyst. The entire group revolved around her, just like the colony and her court. Pink wanted to “finally be free,” for her status to lose meaning, to be “just Rose,” so I doubt such devotion from her team was something she actually wanted, certainly not from Pearl, whose devotion was previously a result of her purpose.

Regardless of Rose’s past actions, you can’t deny that she cared, and her decision to remove herself from the equation–allowing Steven to take her place–was perhaps the best decision she ever made. They’ve come so far.

dmbakura

ah yes. the four art styles. realism, cartoon, disney, and Anime

vulture-jack

voidsparkk

New ask game: tell me where I am on this chart

katkalis-the-fanartist-oldblog

PLEASE TELL ME

cageyshick0592-deactivated20200

I wanna know from you guys!owo

catbountry

I’m pretty sure I know where I am but I wanna hear it from you guys.

vittyyluvscookies

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

submissivefeminist

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

chaotichowlite

‘Vagina-owners’

anxiousnerd

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

sexylibrarian1

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

occupyvenus

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

phantoms-lair

There is actually a test for that last one!

Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room

taysweetbae

reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners

greedyagain

The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.

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