Boom Bitch

“I got mouthwash at the house, it’s all good.”

“Oh joy, and here I thought chivalry was dead.”

“You could start a new trend, definitely be the first one of a generation, how that sounds?”

“I like the way you thing Brows. How should we go about getting the word out?”

“A second one? ––Girl, I can’t even hold one let alone a second… Are you looking for something specific? Or just looking to earn a quick buck? Cuuuzz, I may have a hookup at Petey’s Hot Dogs. I’m a loyalty card customer…”

“O-oh really? That’d be awesome! If you could set it up for me, I’d be eternally grateful. Any little bit helps.”

“Ah. Sure. Whatever makes you shut up with the whining.”

“But of course! If it’ll please you my queen. I’ll rectify the situation posthaste”

“A second job?” Adrian asked her soon to be sister, if he ever managed to become a full member of Lambda. “Is everything okay? Do you need… anything?”

“Yup, tragic isn’t it?” Lo sighed, offering the young man next to her a wry smile. ‘Everything’s just peachy, all things considered. Do you uh, know of anywhere lookin’ for help?”

“I would take lay down and die over getting a second job any day. How do you find the time?”

“I’m basically just sacrificing any personal time I had left. I’ve kinda lost myself in this purgatory of work and school.”

“I’ll pay ya for your services. How good’s yer dick suckin’ on a scale o’ one to ten?”

“O-oh god, I think I just puked in my mouth a ‘lil bit.”

“I just saw a pledge puking her guts out. And it’s not even midnight. Why would anyone drink that much?”

“Maybe the poor soul realized that she’d be in debt until the day she dies. Because honestly, that’s something I’d drink to forget.”