Zilla Writes

quotes  taken  from  a  chaotic  discord  server.  nsfw  themes  present.  please  alter  any  pronouns  if  required  when  sending.

“  kittens are … lesbians ?  ”

“  does anyone remember why i’m deep fried cock  ?  ”

“  i’ll dick you to death if you want.  ”

“  time is forks.  ”

“  do they think they’ll accidently slip inside their pals butt or smth i dont get it.  ”

“  no kink shaming only kink asking why.  ” 

“  what happened to all the lube in this server.  ”

“  god why’s it that deep anyway.  ”

“  mom come get me the brits are scaring me again.  ”

“  I feel like it’d piss him off if I got something dick flavoured.  ”

“  i accidentally called my cat mom and then accidentally called my cat a milf.  ”

“  golden showers for daddy.  ”

“  i woof at you real good.  ”

“  i was going to say ‘ aren’t you going to woof for your daddy’.  ”

“  i dropped my phone because it was making my butt hurt.  ”

“  and today i walk into private spicy dick.  ”

“  mamma mia, i am moist again.  ”

“  maybe i want to cream my muffin.  ”

“  when did you get rid of the lube?  ”

“  my noses are much more supportive than my parents.  ”

“  i don’t stop coming for 10 hours.  ”

“  penetration on the first date.  ”

“  i love the wet place.  ”

“  do you often eat monkey anus?  ”

“  imagine being moo’d at by catherine tate.  ”

“  well well well, if it isn’t a conversation i have no recollection of seeing.  ”

“  her wolf form is hot.  ”

“  i don’t kink shame. clearly, as i am a furry.  ”

“  they’re weak and will not survive the winter.  ”

“  i once had a potato salad that tasted the way horses smell.  ”

“  ah yes, lube up some wheat for free serotonin.  ”

“  do you not like dong oil ?  ”

“  good morning, would you rather be vored or cannibalised  ?  ”

“  woofing or pegging or woofing while pegging ?  ”

“  please don’t use lick and moan so close together.  ”

“  sinning ? in my good christian metacrisis brainmeld ?  ”

“  woof woof daddy.  ”

“  i cause chaos by pegging gay america.  ”

“  the vapour rub made him a vapour sub.  ”

“  drop a bare ass, fuck your ankle a bit, cause some chaos.  ”

“  i prefer the idea of getting a boner over a broken leg…  ”

“  a lot of hand jobs for sperm donations…  ”

“  i’ve got the milf.  ”

“  lick warm fluffy dicks.  ”

“  yes  daddy  pig.  ”

Sora was walking to her locker to put her books and stuff away and grab her art stuff so she could do some drawing in a few of her classes, until she saw her boyfriend a few lockers over. But he almost looked…scared? Well more so sad, but she heard him say that it was his fault, and she wasn’t sure what he meant by that. So the white haired woman left and went to check on her mate, “Hey luv, are you okay? Something seems to be bothering you…” she pointed out.

She frowned slightly, “was it Madara and Hashirama again?” She asked p, but asking about them almost seemed to make him pause, so that indicated that it had to do with them. “What happened to them? I heard they broke up…but no one knows the reason why.” Sora said. She couldn’t figure out what happened between the two, but it seemed like the answer was right in front of her.

“Do you know what happened? Cus it seems like you might have an idea…” she said, almost suspiciously..she had a feeling that Tobirama had something to do with it but couldn’t quite figure out what the part was yet. Sora was quick to figure things out, which was why she could compete with Shikamaru and be the only one who could stand a chance to beat him at shogi or any other games.

Hidan scoffed and shook his head, "Why? Because I called out that bitch you hang out with?" he asked. "She is controlling and manipulating you." he added as he pulled out a knife to start carving a piece of wood that he'd been whittling.

"I don't need you" she bluntly said then looked away from him "..Kyr does care about me he's just been busy..that's all..and my brothers do care." She huffed, not completely doubting herself but it was close to it, Kyr had been going through some things..he recently had a miscarriage but she, Enzo, and Riku were the only ones that knew about it.

She looked back at him, "Hidan, I can't keep doing this. It's either you change or I'm gone" Ako crossed her arms over her chest. She was waiting for him to try and charm his way out of this, honestly she was expecting it at this point. If she was honest the charm always worked on her, she couldn't help but go back to him.

She didn't need him, she had friends…at least she hoped she did..Shin and Shun were the only ones that seemed to try and change her mind about a bunch of her insecurities…which was probably why she had a crush on the two..before she could start anything back he stormed off. She let out a huff and left to find Shin and Shun.

Meanwhile Argo was at his locker getting things out from his next class, he also had to get back with his boyfriend's, X and Keiko. He paused when Hidan had approached and started speaking, he wasn't all interested until Hidan said he was throwing a party. "A party? What kind of party?" He asked, as he closed his locker and faced the other male.

"Here's my address. The entire Akatsuki will be there..." The Akatsuki were an exclusive group of pretentious rich kids. They ran the entire high school and to even think about joining their group you had to throw parties and prove yourself worthy by bringing people into the group. This party was Hidan's initiation and he intended to impress.

Shun was just leaving math class to meet up with his brother when he saw Akane. She seemed upset. "Hey. What's going on?" he asked as he approached her.

Hidan scoffed and shook his head, "Why? Because I called out that bitch you hang out with?" he asked. "She is controlling and manipulating you." he added as he pulled out a knife to start carving a piece of wood that he'd been whittling.

"I don't need you" she bluntly said then looked away from him "..Kyr does care about me he's just been busy..that's all..and my brothers do care." She huffed, not completely doubting herself but it was close to it, Kyr had been going through some things..he recently had a miscarriage but she, Enzo, and Riku were the only ones that knew about it.

She looked back at him, "Hidan, I can't keep doing this. It's either you change or I'm gone" Ako crossed her arms over her chest. She was waiting for him to try and charm his way out of this, honestly she was expecting it at this point. If she was honest the charm always worked on her, she couldn't help but go back to him.

Gai sighed, wondering how to bring up what he wanted to say as he rubbed the back of his neck. An uncharacteristically nervous gesture from the typically loud teenager that boldly declared Kakashi as his eternal rival.

"Akane, I wanted to talk to you about something that's been on my mind for a while. Obito's passing was an accident, and I know that Kakashi hasn't been able to fully let it go. I know you feel a responsibility to him, but is it fair for you to both live in the past for an accident?" he asked as he pulled out a single flower, silently hoping that she understood the gesture.

She let out a sigh, he was right..she couldn't keep living in the past. She gently took the flower and smelled it before she looked back at the teen, "Gai, I don't know what to say…but if this is your way of asking me out then I accept" she chuckled slightly and placed the flower behind her ear.

Ako didn't think that Gai would actually have the confidence to ask her out, throughout their academy years he tried his best to subtly win her over or compete with Kakashi and Obito. But he surprised her and actually did it, which she found amusing as well.

The male quickly returned to his home to get ready for the date. He settled on black pants and a green button-up, casual enough to wear in public, but nice enough for a date.

Akane was at home with her youngest Kei, while she waited for her oldest and husband to return home. She was still a ninja but took on smaller jobs and was thinking about becoming a teacher for this years students. But she wasn’t 100% sure yet due to her having a five year old.

She was making a snack for her youngest, while the child ran up “momma! Lookie what I drew!” She said running into the kitchen with piece of paper with poorly drawn hyena. The brunette smiled and took the paper and looked it over, “is that Tsunami?” She asked the small child as the dark hair child nodded with a big old smile of her face.

Gai ruffled Kei's hair as he leaned over to kiss Ako’s cheek, "Actually I've got an announcement to make, I'm recommended Lee and his teammates for the Chunin Exams. It appears Kakashi is also recommending his rookies, but I doubt they'll be a challenge for my team." he said with a grin.

The burned brunette looked at her mate when he asked about having another child, Ako smiled at the idea and placed her hands with his hands. “I mean, I was thinking about having another child..” she said softly and leaned her head on her husband’s chest. “I would like to have another child” she told him, she was honest about it, she had been wanting another child for a while just wasn’t how her mate was going to react, but now knowing that he also wanted another kid made her feel better.

She looked up at him with a smirk “I can see if Kyr and take them for the night so we have some actual alone time..” she whispered to him as a suggestion, mostly so they don’t have any interruption all night.

'Kyr has had a miscarriage...' was the unspoken thing that hung in the air. The demon was unfortunately prone to them and took comfort in helping Naruto and Sasuke when necessary. One of the few villagers that treated Naruto has a child instead of the demon he housed.

"Open your smart mouth again and see what happens!" Shun added with a grin as he watched his brother with their girlfriend.

Akane winced once the leash hit her side roughly, she did believe she was brave, she hadn't cried or screamed out in pain yet. She glanced at Shun, she wasn't going down without a fight, "what are you going to do huh? You idiots have no idea what you're doing" she mocked with a smirk.

Eli stood there she had smelled something familiar..a scent she knew all too well, it was her father..her damn father that was possessing her friend. It made sense though..Kyr was beating himself up for Ako’s death that happened almost a month ago..Gojin is still trying to recover from it. She shook her head and looked at Kyr.

“Oh uh..it’s nothing..just thought I smelled something..off” she said, she didn’t want to tell Kyr until she was sure about it..it could’ve been Habit or Keesh playing a nasty trick on her. Then again this did seem like something Exial would do..she sighed “just didn’t get much sleep, Habit was blaring music out loud so it was hard to get any sleep” she said, mostly lying. She was pretty good at lying, she had to with her human father, but most of the time he saw through her lies.

She could tell her father was smirking at her, she would have to deal with this on a later date..she had to tell her brothers and sister, if they would listen that is. “I’ll catch you later. I have to go find Habit or Keesh..Maybe Jezebel.” Lizzy said before passing by Kyr almost in a hurry, walking off to find her siblings only to bump into Scykato, she paused for a moment and shook her head.

“Sorry I wasn’t seeing where I was going..oh hey luv..” she said looking up at the other teen, with a frown, she hadn’t seen Gojin at school or anything so she wanted to make sure that he was okay. Eli normally wouldn’t care about what mortals feel but the time around…something felt different this time. “How’s Gojin doing?..I haven’t seen him today” Lizzy was concerned for Gojin, she didn’t want him to do anything stupid.

He turned his attention back to his girlfriend and sighed, "I haven't been able to get him to leave the house since the accident."

'Murder.' Hitashi corrected causing Scykato to slam his locker open just glare in the mirror he had on the inside.

"Shut up! If you do something stupid then Gojin loses us too. Do you think he'd survive that?!" Scykato snapped and glared at the mirror until he felt Hitashi relent and retreat.

The blonde shook his head and kissed his girlfriend's forehead, "Sorry. Hitashi has been annoyingly active this past week. None of us have even been able to get Gojin to leave his room since last week. It would have been their two year anniversary?"

'Three year.' Kenzo corrected softly. 'He was waiting until the day he asked her out the first time to do it, remember?"

Sora chuckled slightly and looked at her lover, “I’m sure it’ll be fine..” she said, before turning around to make sure their kid was following them. Akane had an issue of wandering around on her own and not staying close to them, it always made Tsunade upset. When Sora saw that Ako had disappeared she shook her head and looked over at her wife.

“I think we have a different issue at the moment, it seems our little adventurer has left us and wandered off again” she informed as the pair walked through the village to get to the Hokage tower. “I’m sure she’ll be fine, but this place is big..she could get lost” she was the concerned mother between her and Tsunade. Whereas the slug Queen was the uptight and strict mother, which is what Ako hated half the time.

Soon enough Akane had found them and ran up to them with a giggle. “This place is huge! Bigger than the last place we visited!” She said looking at both of her parents.

"You should be more careful, little one. You never know who your enemies are until it's too late." Danzo advised as he approached the new Hokage. "Princess Tsunade, it's so good to see you again. I'm surprised that Jiraiya was able to find you so quickly." he added

Akane had a long day from school, it was a shitty start to say the least.. She woke up late and well her parents didn’t like that, she was lucky that Enzo was late too otherwise she would have needed another way to school. She couldn’t wait for the school day to end, but luckily for her it was lunch time, she walked to her locker and opened it only to see a dragon egg practically taking up all of the space in it. It made her pause for a moment, before she could grab it there was a note underneath it. The brunette grabbed it and read it. 

“Go to prom with me? -Rhaenyra” was the note said, Ako smiled at it. Of course, this was something her mate would have done this. She wouldn’t be surprised if Daemon helped with it, but then again she could’ve done it herself, either way she had her answer ready so all she had to do was go find her girlfriend. 

Daemon had always supported her even when her father remarried and attempted to force Rhaenyra into a marriage so she could continue the family business and maintain the Dragonpit. (Their main dragon sanctuary.) Although thankfully, Daemon ran a secondary branch called Dragonstone, because her stepmother and half brothers had undermined her father's will and stole the business and the Dragonpit from her, sending her to Daemon who quickly moved to keep her from leaving her established school.

She knew her half brother Aegon wanted nothing to do with the business, but his mother was forcing this onto him.