I'm who you're glad you're not

im just out here trying to eat fruit and stay moisturized and drink water and recover from childhood trauma and protect my vibes, man

If i talk to you about my past, it’s for you to understand why i am who i am, not to judge or feel sorry for me.

Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

I missed this

Never forget

Lmao

Pokemans

Everybody know that’s big dick bee

BEES DON’T EVEN HAVE DICKS THAT’S A STINGER!!!

😂😂😂😂

Lmfao

u know what … i changed my mind… all u scientists out there who worked ur butts off just to have your research purposefully ignored by the government… do your science thing and bring back the dinosaurs… catch them ignoring you when a velociraptor is our next president…. like ding dong what’s that? it’s science, it doesn’t care about your silly ignorant opinion… it’s back with a vengeance… and it’s hungry, bitch

I hadn’t considered Jurassic Park as a solution to the Dump Truck presidency but I’ll take it