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961004 #HAPPYJIWOODAY! TO OUR ANGEL, KARD’S MISSING PIECE AND ONE OF THE MOST SWEETEST AND BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE IN THE WORLD, HAPPY BIRTHDAY & THANK YOU FOR EXISTING ♡

❛  listen to me. i am not gay!  ❜ ❛  i’m definitely going to kill you.  ❜ ❛  oh, please. killing me, that’s so two years ago.  ❜ ❛  i don’t shave for [ name ].  ❜ ❛  oh, you should put that on a t-shirt.  ❜ ❛  i wanted you not to be dead!  ❜ ❛  yeah, well, be careful what you wish for.  ❜ ❛  those things will kill you.  ❜ ❛  you’d have to be an idiot not to see it. you love it.  ❜ ❛  i don’t even know what that’s supposed to mean.  ❜ ❛  why am I the only one who thinks that this is wrong? the only one reacting like a human being.  ❜ ❛  i believe in [ name ].  ❜ ❛  wait, before you do anything that you might regret, um, one question, just let me ask one question…  ❜ ❛  i’m not lonely, [ name ].  ❜ ❛  if you seem slow to me, [ name ], can you imagine what real people are like? i’m living in a world of goldfish.  ❜ ❛  well, the short version… not dead.  ❜ ❛  you know, for a genius, you can be remarkably thick.  ❜ ❛  i can’t be seen wandering around with an old man.  ❜ ❛  no, i prefer my doctors clean-shaven.  ❜ ❛  that’s not a sentence you hear every day.  ❜ ❛  i don’t understand. i said i’m sorry, isn’t that what you’re supposed to do?  ❜ ❛  gosh, you don’t know anything about human nature, do you?  ❜ ❛  that’s impossible.  ❜ ❛  welcome to my world.  ❜ ❛  oh, [ name ]. what do we say about coincidence?  ❜ ❛  the universe is rarely so lazy.  ❜ ❛  they’re right about you. you’re a bloody psychopath.  ❜ ❛  imagine someone’s going to get murdered at a wedding. who exactly would you pick?  ❜ ❛  beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions, influences and role models.  ❜ ❛  yeah, but am i a pretty lady?  ❜ ❛  you’re not really getting the hang of this game, are you, [ name ]?  ❜ ❛  do you always carry handcuffs?  ❜ ❛  you are not a puzzle-solver, you never have been. you’re a drama queen.  ❜ ❛  i have an international reputation. do you have an international reputation?  ❜ ❛  can you whisper?  ❜ ❛  marriage changes you as a person in ways that you can’t imagine.  ❜ ❛  i am a ridiculous man. redeemed only by the warmth and consistency of your friendship.  ❜ ❛  sorry, that was one more deduction than i was really expecting.  ❜ ❛  i wish you weren’t… whatever it is you are.  ❜ ❛  most ghosts tend to haunt a single house. this ghost, however, is willing to commute.  ❜ ❛  oh, do your research. i’m not a hero, i’m a high-functioning sociopath. merry christmas!  ❜ ❛  did you miss me?  ❜ ❛  your loss would break my heart.  ❜ ❛  what the hell am i supposed to say to that?  ❜ ❛  the problems of your past are your business. the problems of your future are my privilege.  ❜ ❛  [ name ], you are a back-stabbin’, heartless, manipulative bastard.  ❜ ❛  you, as it turns out, are a grasping, opportunistic, publicity-hungry, tabloid whore.  ❜ ❛  there’s nothing the matter with me! imagine i said that without shouting.  ❜ ❛  you’re gonna love being dead, [ name ]. no one ever bothers you.  ❜ ❛  is everyone i’ve ever met a psychopath?  ❜ ❛  everything’s available for a price. you making me an offer?  ❜ ❛  let me flick your face.  ❜ ❛  [ name ] is actually a girl’s name.  ❜

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“Prepare to die, insect!” “Listen I don’t wanna shoot you, man. Alright?” “Dark days are coming.” “Thanks for the heads up.” “I think that we need a little more fun.” “I told you I’d break you… I will!” “You’re happy I got fired, huh?” “Bad things happen to bad people… and they happen all the time.” “Would you be my friend?” “If someone here tries to hurt me, would you protect me?” “You’re baaad.” “Why don’t you go make me a sandwich.” “It’s like having a cat around the house, but no horrid dead mice.” “I need a favor! I figure you owe me one.” “Remind me again why I let you go.” “Are you gunna help me or not?” “You not joining me?” “I’ve been sober 32 days…” “I’m proud of you, brother.” “I won’t be able to keep the promise I made to you.” “A phone call would have been fine!” “Are you not sacrificing the greater good for the sake of your dignity?”  “How many times I gotta tell you people…? No!” “I’m tryna be nice here, let’s work this out.” “Walk away before I kick your ass, you crooked punk bitch.” “A bomb…? inside the house…? I mean, you’re having a laugh aren’t you.” “Don’t start talking french to me!” “You may assist me… or not. If not, some tea would be nice.” “I’m so sorry things got messy.” “I just wanted to say that I hope you die screaming, bitch!” “We can’t let a crazy woman drive us out.” “I did a bad thing…” “Do you have any peanut butter?” “I need you to do something for me, that I know you won’t wanna do.” “You are a rare animal.” “Since I can’t persuade you to do as I ask, the only rational option is to kill you.” “No, make him a nice cheese toasty—Yes, kill him now please!” “Tell me a funny story.” “I don’t know how you pulled this off, but I’m glad you did.” “Well that sounds fabulous, but I’m not a brilliant outlaw.”  “I just have… issues!” “You have ferocity, and beauty… and desire.”  “I had such high hopes for you.” “Now that’s a headline!” “Let’s get busy, man.” “I am so glad that you two are getting along.” “Why do the boys get to have all the fun?” “You haven’t killed him have you?” “When is my time coming?” “Wait, let’s just think about this!” “What’s wrong with you? Why would you do that?!” “Everybody has to start somewhere.” “See I have ambition, and vision, and brains…” “If you need any references, I’d be happy to provide them.” “There’s no point, she doesn’t like you.” “I’ve got confidence, ladies love that!” “No, she wont like you… She wont. Go away!” “I’m a victim here sir, I was coerced.”  “You’re either with me, or you’re against me.” “Oh, of course everything’s always my fault. So typical.” “You should probably get back to work, who knows what went wrong when you were gone.” “Yeah, whatever, I get it! You’re just crazy.” “There’s nothing more contagious than laughter.” “The last time we met I was hard on you, I wanted to apologize.” “It’s good to see you, but you don’t have to do this.”

[PICTURE] 170502 Jiwoo, Somin & BM at the ICN airport on their way to Canada [Admin🗣] credits to seph_tember on twt

cute sowoo moments in the wild kard party v-app. 

Jiwoo is that you?

kids kard dancing to oh nana (fun ver.)

K.A.R.D - Don’t Recall (Hidden Ver.)