I have an axe

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

Some people know more about the history of a fictional universe than their own

"dont die" is my favorite thing to tell people when they say theyre gonna go do something. going to the store? dont die. going to the bathroom? don't die. going to Mars? don't die. going to write an email? don't die. driving to the gas station? don't die. it fits every situation except for maybe a funeral visitation because then i think thatd be a little bit rude

The average birthday party for a 1 year old has more alcohol than the average birthday party for a 12 year old

I drink poison just because it doesnt hurt me and it makes you so mad

yes that one exactly

tumblr VH1 presents “Where are they now? Early 2000′s internet artists”

Fuck yeah! Show those sources! Knowing after all this time of that stolen art being everywhere, seeing the artist named is really great!