#cannotbefriends

Send me one dirty thing your character wants to do to mine.

"Do I look five?"  The question is a bit unfair - Vivian distinctly recalls being 16 and having a whipped-cream fight degenerate, upon the aerosol cans running out, into a mud fight.  She didn't need to be quite so childish to enjoy a bit of messy fun.

Send me 'Behind the scenes' for conversation between the mun and the muse

Vivian: "ZEN."

me: "What?"

Vivian: "ZEN THERE'S A BOOK ON THAT SHELF CALLED 'BOOZE CAKES'."

me: "Vivian, no."

Vivian: "ZEN.  BOOZE. CAKES."

me: "...I hate you sometimes, and we really need to address your issues with alcohol at some point.  Maybe in some drabbles if not threads." *pages through book, which is indeed about baking alcoholic cakes*

Vivian: "ZEN I WANT IT.  BUY IT."

me: "I DON'T BAKE!  I AM NOT BUYING A BOOK FOR A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION!"

me: *makes mistake of sharing conversation with a certain RP partner who's standing next to me*

RP Partner Who Shall Remain Nameless *cough*butistotallythepersonwhosentthismeme*cough*: "Buy the book."

Vivian: "SEE, SHE AGREES!  BUY THE BOOK, ZEN.  BUY IT!  I WANT IT!"

cannotbefriends

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Please come to my ask and tell me a reason you DON'T RP with me.

// Well, when I interact with Soldier mun, I usually do it with this air of "oh thank gods you're acknowledging my existence"... :P

Oh wait, you're calling me awesomeness.  *I see what you did there face*

Seriously, though, why can't I think of any way for Vivian to interact with Sophie or Agatha?  I'm just as bad at coming up with plots sometimes, but it's not just plots.  Sometimes I just have no idea what muses would even talk about, and when it comes to your muses... I'm stumped.  I'm gone.  I'm lost at sea.

Send ‘AU’ and I’ll generate a number 1-50 and create an Alternate Universe starter.

cannotbefriends: 1. Incredibly long cross-countrycontinental train ride AU

       "On a scale of one to ten... how would you rate your pain?"