secretly an x-man

i’ve moved blog to galaxybud so idk if you want to follow me there that’d be cool but yknow. you don’t have to?? it’s be cool if you did tho B) love u 

i’ve moved blog to galaxybud so idk if you want to follow me there that’d be cool but yknow. you don’t have to?? it’s be cool if you did tho B) love u 

i’ve moved blog to galaxybud so idk if you want to follow me there that’d be cool but yknow. you don’t have to?? it’s be cool if you did tho B) love u 

i’ve moved blog to galaxybud so idk if you want to follow me there that’d be cool but yknow. you don’t have to?? it’s be cool if you did tho B) love u 

i’ve moved blog to galaxybud so idk if you want to follow me there that’d be cool but yknow. you don’t have to?? it’s be cool if you did tho B) love u 

i’ve moved blog to galaxybud so idk if you want to follow me there that’d be cool but yknow. you don’t have to?? it’s be cool if you did tho B) love u 

i’ve moved blog to galaxybud so idk if you want to follow me there that’d be cool but yknow. you don’t have to?? it’s be cool if you did tho B) love u 

Thought it would be helpful, for those not musically trained, to see their ranges presented visually. Interesting that Niall, Harry and Zayn all start at A2 and Liam’s range is only half a step short of Zayn’s.  Having a big range is helpful, but by no means is it the only measure of a good singer/performer.  You can see how the lads are a bit stuck trying to reach Zayn’s highest notes, but they all have unique vocal qualities and they all sound great.  These lads can have long, successful careers in music with the voices they have.  Click on the graph to see it bigger and clearer.

Arschgeige  -  assviolin  -   a heavy insult Fußhupe   -   foot horn   -   a small dog Egal wie dicht du bist, Göthe war Dichter.   -   No matter how drunk you are, Goethe was a poet   -   Pun: “dichter” also translates to “more drunk” fuchsteufelswild   -   foxdevilswild   -   really angry Nacktschnecke   -   Naked snail   -    slug Glühwürmchen   -   glow wormies   -    fireflies Streichholz   -   stroking wood   -   match Schadenfreude  -   damage happiness   -   the pleasure you feel when others suffer Fahne   -    flag   -   breath smelling of alcohol Kummerspeck   -   misery bacon   -   the fat you gain through comfort food Glückspilz   -   luck mushroom   -   a person that has a lot of luck Scherzkeks   -   joke biscuit   -   hoaxer Fernweh   -   far away-ache   -   the desire to go somewhere far away Gänseblümchen   -   goose floret   -   daisy Flachwichser   -   flat wanker   -   a heavy insult Flugzeug   -   fly thing   -   airplane Wasserschildkröte   -   water shield toad   -   turtle Ich fress einen Besen!   -   I will devour a broom!   -   exclamation of incredulousness Vollpfosten   -   full pole   -   a heavy insult Handschuhschneeballwerfer   -   glove snowball thrower   -   basically an anon troll Flachzange   -   flat pliers   -    a heavy insult

warmer than average conditions

happy birthday josh!!! |-/ ✌️

me: makes fun of the typo, repeats the typo for the next ten minutes straight, makes puns based on the typo, names my firstborn after the typo