so uncivilized

was anyone else 14 on the internet thinking they were a millennial in the mid 2010s. I’d see posts about the housing market and be like so true I can’t afford a house

This would be great for a children’s hospital

all gay sex is gay sex when you’re gay

I am "literally do no care and do not subscribe to gender as a real concept" with a very small dash of "I let people think I'm a girl because it's easier than explaining I'm not" sprinkled on top.

i hope my first child is a dragon

please refrain from levitating when you touch the miraculous corpse of McQueen

cloth mother and wire mother were married actually. love is love

saying aloud “unsanitary tw” before eating a chip that fell on the ground

i am going to create the worst lotr fancast

the first time i watched this i laughed so hard i nearly puked

THIRD BASE

Since I was 8 and found out about this for the first time my family has always followed up on someone saying “I don’t know,” with shouting “THIRD BASE”