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Fairytale retellings/satire (especially The Twelve Huntsmen + Rapunzel)
Love triangles
Only one bedroll
Someone wants to murder Princess Melilot. This is sadly normal.
Melilot is sick of being ordered to go on dangerous quests by her domineering stepmother. Especially since she always winds up needing to be rescued by her more magically talented stepsisters. And now, she's been commanded to marry a king she’s never met.
When hideous spider-wolves attack her on the journey to meet her husband-to-be, she is once again rescued—but this time, by twelve eerily similar-looking masked huntsmen. Soon, she has to contend with near-constant attempts on her life, a talking lion that sets bewildering gender tests, and a king who can't recognize his true love when she puts on a pair of trousers. And all the while, she has to fight her growing attraction to not only one of the huntsmen, but also her fiancé’s extremely attractive sister.
If Melilot can't unravel the mysteries and rescue herself from peril, kingdoms will fall. Worse, she could end up married to someone she doesn’t love.
Content warnings
Death, violence, injury, blood
Death of parents
Hospitalisation
Confinement
Abusive parents, past child abuse
Medical malpractice / misinformation
Gender essentialism (in a comedic way from an antagonistic character no one takes seriously)
Thank you to NetGalley for an ARC!
It's been a minute since I've read a book that was this much fun!
I loved Melilot as a protagonist, her humorous narration and references to various famous fairytales she has been involved in made this book a highly entertaining experience.
I loved the wacky fantastical worldbuilding, with the wide array of settings and magical creatures. Most of this book takes place in the kingdom Melilot travels to, but we still get to experience other places and stories from the stories told by the characters.
Stepmothers and stepsisters get villainised a lot in fairytales, so I was glad to see how this book approaches Melilot's relationships with them with nuance. In Cinderella, it's Cinderella against her two stepsisters who are fully related to each other, but here, Melilot and her stepsisters are all stepsisters to each other. In spite of that, they have a good relationship to each other, although Melilot struggles with feeling inferior to them.
The relationship between Melilot and her stepmother is where it gets interesting. Her stepmother is a classic Evil Queen™️, except that she's... sort of good? Her stepmother is a good and fair ruler, who ensures the safety and prosperity of the kingdom, and is an alright mother to her other two daughters. However, she is not a very good mother to Melilot. She makes decisions that she thinks are best for Melilot, but goes about it in a way that at times can be abusive. I was worried about how this would get resolved, but I think their relationship was treated with the nuance it deserves.
I'm not the biggest fan of love triangles, because I find that it's always pretty obviously which person the main character is going to choose, and that is definitely the case here. Regardless, I LOVED the romance! No spoilers, but it's easy to see why Melilot ends up with the person she ends up with. They have an easy chemistry from the moment they meet, and the way their relationship developed felt natural.
One thing that bugged me big time was how the antagonist was depicted. This book subverts and satirises fairytales and handles all these different relationships with nuance, yet somehow the villain was really one dimensional. I feel like the villain should have been more fleshed out, rather than just being like "I'm evil and power hungry rahhhh".
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A mini comic I made for a friend's DTIYS on Instagram! If you'd like to participate as well the link to it is here! 🥰
Once the idea of smuggler Han Solo meeting Jedi Leia popped into my head I knew I had to draw it! I imagine Leia is running a mission when she realizes some scruffy-looking nerfherder is watching her. Little does she know that Jabba the Hut has put a bounty on her head, and Han, curious as to why, has taken a sudden interest in the young Jedi.
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Notes for Jurassic World fic(s) I will never write:
Gray and Zach are so close now.
Zach is... obsessive about knowing where Gray is, and keeping an eye on him at all times. This results in his girlfriend quickly dumping him. He honestly doesn't care.
Gray has some troubles sleeping, but Zach has a really rough time. Unless he can hear or feel his little brother near by.
Gray's habit has always been to study whatever scares him, 'knowledge not fear' is his motto. He is torn in the case of the dinosaurs. Sometimes he never wants to think about them again. Sometimes he devours another book about them, and can't stop spouting facts at the supper table.
Zach is all in on studying the dinos. He reads everything. He learns to roll with Gray when his little brother is getting overwhelmed with it and doesn't even want to hear the word 'dinosaur'.
Claire and Owen come to stay for a couple weeks after the initial crisis.
Karen instantly clocks that Owen is only person Zach trusts to watch Gray without him.
Gray is out in the back yard learning survival skills from Owen, and Zach falls dead asleep on the couch.
When Owen is there Zach stops being the 'dad' and just acts like a teenage boy. Both kids relax around Owen like they haven't since the island.
Especially after their parents get divorced, they both stay in close contact with Owen, even after he and Claire break up.
He shows up out of the blue for birthday parties, and then stays for a week. He also vets all of Karen's man-friends and is right every time.
Zach takes a gap-year to work, and because he's not sure what he wants to do. He and Gray are still super tight, and he's reluctant to leave his little brother to the wolves of high-school (especially a genius nerd who has already skipped one grade and is on the cusp of skipping another)
It's all over the news the morning after the world as they knew it ends (again). Dinosaurs loose in America. Gray goes white as paper. Under the table his hand finds Zach's. Mom turns the TV off.
Gray is fumbling for his phone (Zach insisted he have one after the island), calling Owen.
Maisie, Claire, and Owen come to visit for a week or two, so Maisie can be around other kids who know a bit about what it's like to be attacked by dinosaurs.
Gray and Maisie really hit it off. They get up to mischief and annoy the heck out of Zach and snuggle up to Owen on the couch so he can't get up when they fall asleep on him. (Claire takes pictures.)
The boys promise to visit at the cabin (though they know Mom will probably never let them, just because she still hasn't let them travel alone, but three more years and Gray will be 18, so they can do whatever they want).
Zach teaches Gray how to drive.
And this is from 1 and 2. Still have to see 3 a second time. Will have more ideas then, no doubt.
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