Three months from now I will be better, happier, wealthier, and more stable than I have ever been.

in order to lead a happy life im gonna have to disappoint my parents a bit

not to be dramatic but this post genuinely made me consider my priorities in life and the choices i need to make for my own wellbeing

when you’re a kid and you’re feeling weird and detached and you fall asleep in the late afternoon with school clothes still on and you wake up and its dark and dinner is almost done and time feels like a thick jelly 

okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

women just get it. and men don’t. won’t elaborate

friendly reminder that if you don’t love and cherish your girlfriend’s body hair I WILL punch you and you’re a coward who doesn’t deserve a girlfriend

Ominous positivity

You will be okay. You have no choice.

You ever see a pretty dress, a well-organised notebook, a peculiar balcony or read one line of poetry and get the overwhelming urge to reinvent yourself

it’s 2019 can we stop using words like ‘delusional’ or ‘psychotic’ or ‘schizo’ as an insult? it’s actually extremely hurtful for real psychotic and schizophrenic people, and seeing this shit on a daily basis just leaves a bad taste in my mouth.