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Xiumin: You will want to have this mans baby. He knows all the right spots to hit and he will make sure you get yours. 

Chen: He’s good. Too good. One night with him and you’ll be speaking in tongues and you won’t even know how to act. However he has a habit of screaming out his band members names when he cums. He swears he’s not gay.

Sehun: He’s young and inexperienced but he’s also willing to do everything you say. The problem is that he’s just not good at it. Practice makes perfect though.  

Kai: He’s only concerned about bustin his nut, that’s it. He’s done before you know it but he makes funny faces when he nuts so you keep him around when you’re having a bad day and you need some cheering up.

Suho: He’s not really that good, he’s actually terrible. I’m talking stroke game on 0…but you have student loans that need to be paid off. So you gotta do what you gotta do.

Lay: Dick Tew Bomb. Y’all are established fwb5ever. However he’s extremely difficult to get in contact with.

Baekhyun: He has great stroke game. He’s a dedicated lover. He takes care of you and makes every time feel like it’s your first time. He just has a habit of telling dad jokes while you two are being intimate which is a major turn off. 

Kyungsoo:  He’s deadly with his stroke game. He’ll have you ready to sell your soul in an instant. You made the mistake of telling him that one time and he thought you were serious. Now every time you meet with him he asks you if you’re ready to pledge yourself to the cause. He scares you.

Chanyeol: He may be losing his hair but he ain’t losing his stroke game. Sex with him is 10/10. He’s the best of the best, but he’s really problematic so you kinda keep him a secret.

Which one would you pick?

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